Angie Page #5

Sorry.

I think it'll mean

a lot to her...

if you wore it

on your wedding day.

My God, Pop. I can't believe

you saved it all this time.

- Oh, honey, baby.

- Thank you.

You don't throw out

a thing like that!

You can let it out too!

I mean, don't worry.

- I told her, she's gonna look sexy fat.

- Shut up.

Your mother doesn't know

I did this.

When she sees you walking down the

aisle, it's gonna mean so much to her.

- This is Kathy's dress. You said my mother.

- Of course, she is your mother.

- She's not, Pop, no offense.

- She raised you since you were seven.

- Stay outta this!

- Angie, don't start, huh?

For over 20 years,

that woman tried to get you to like her.

- Now at least show her some respect.

- I ain't wearing her dress!

How the hell did you get

so goddamn selfish?

That woman saved my life

when I was married to your mother.

She helped me through the

worst period of my life.

You were seeing Kathy when you

were still married to my mother?

- Forget I mentioned the whole thing.

- Were you seeing her?

- Gimme the goddamn box!

- Everybody, calm down.

- Take it easy, Ange. Calm down!

- Let me go!

Ow! Jesus!

I'm bleedin! What are you,

out of your mind?

Come on, everybody.

Good. Make a line.

Keep together.

Maria?

I saw that!

Let's go, come on.

It breaks a lot of rules,

this picture.

Empty space on the left.

The pair of them looking at the short

side of the frame, but it works!

All this emptiness reinforces

their isolation. Don't you think?

Are you all right?

Yeah, I will be...

if you leave.

God.

Excuse me!

Excuse me, ma'am.

There's no eating in the museum.

- I'll have to take those. - Trust me.

You want me to eat these crackers.

- There are signs posted. No food or beverages...

- Pal, if I don't eat these...

- you're gonna have a new kind of modern art

on your floor. - I don't make the rules.

- Then I'm going to have to puke on your paintings.

- I have to ask you to leave.

Hey, get your hands...

- Calm down, please! - Take it easy, pal.

The lady's feelin' nauseous.

An extreme reaction to Degas,

I will admit. If it had been Picasso...

- You know this man?

- I've never seen him before in my life.

She's waiting for a formal introduction.

Could you do the honors?

- Get off me. Why don't you throw him out?

- He's not eating.

Here we go, outside.

Thank you very much.

- Have a nice day.

- Your museum's overrated.

And the guards at the Whitney

could kick your ass.

Look, it was interesting

meeting you.

Have a nice life. I'm sure

it'll be a short one.

We haven't met.

My name's Noel. Yours, please?

- Ralph. - If we're giving real names,

mine's Denise.

- Are you lonely or horny?

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