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handled that situation?
Not as well as l could've.
Remember, Lou, temper's the one
thing you can't get rid of by losing it.
Now, Fury Fighters, let's say hello
to someone...
...who's joining our quest to get
the anger monkeys off our backs:
-Dave.
-Hi, Dave.
Hi.
Good news, l fed my anger monkey
a banana this morning...
...and he's feeling much better.
More good news, you won't have to
listen to those lame jokes...
...because l'm only here
for one session.
Dave assaulted a female
flight attendant in midair.
-Nice.
-I bet you beat her good.
I didn't beat anybody.
I touched a woman.
Liar. Bullshitter.
You're a woman beater.
You can't admit it because you're
a piece of garbage.
I don't know about all that,
but now l understand why you're here.
I'm here because l was verbally
attacked by my neighbor.
And l took a dump on his porch.
I guess you're better than me.
That's why you can't cop to your rage.
You're superior. He's superior.
-Maybe Dave's not ready yet, Chuck.
-You're not ready. Hear what he said?
Let's introduce Dave
to some of the rest of us.
Girls, why don't you tell Dave
what brought you here.
I'm sure he'd love to listen
to what you guys have to say.
We always do.
-Come on, Dave. Join us.
-Okay.
Okay. Well, we're
in the adult film industry.
And we're lovers.
One day, Gina was having sex
with this Filipino guy Melo...
-...which was cool, it was in the script.
-Sure.
And then l asked Melo
back to the house with us...
...which is cool, because,
well, we like a little variety.
Variety's good.
So anyway, in the middle
of our session...
...l look up and l see Gina
kissing Melo on the mouth...
...which is not cool because it
violates our threesome code of ethics.
-Stacy bit my toe off.
-Then Melo freaks out...
-...and calls me a crazy skank.
-Nobody talks to my b*tch that way.
-So l stapled his lips shut.
-Here we are.
Well, we've all been there.
-I like him.
-Yeah, he's funny.
Not as funny as you.
I like that.
-All right, girls.
-Let it go. Let it go a little bit longer.
Walk it off.
Nate. Didn't we decide that you
shouldn't listen to the ball game?
Don't worry, Dr. B, it's just a regular
season game. Not important.
H.e missed the lay-up!
See? lverson just missed a lay-up
at the buzzer, Sixers lose.
Who gives a crap, huh?
I mean, it's just a silly game, anyways.
in my head.
You gotta dunk that sh*t!
You gotta dunk that sh*t!
Listen to me. Stay with me, Nate.
Goosfraba.
Goos blah blah.
Not "blah blah," Nate.
Goosfraba.
Goosfraba.
That's good. Slower.
Goosfraba.
How do you feel?
Better.
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