Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Page #3
but nice try.
Diversity means
that times are changing,
and with that in mind...
- Ron, are you paying attention?
- Nope.
- This concerns all of us.
- Okay.
Keeping that in mind,
I'd like to introduce the latest addition
to the KVWN News Team,
directly from WYPN
in Asheville, North Carolina,
Ms. Veronica Corningstone.
Hello. Hello, everyone.
I just want you all to know
that I look forward to contributing
to this news station's
already sterling reputation.
I mean, come on, Ed! It's bull crap!
Don't get me wrong. I love the ladies.
They rev my engine,
but they don't belong in the newsroom!
It is anchorman, not anchorlady!
And that is a scientific fact!
I don't know what we're yelling about!
- Ron, what do you think?
- She... It's terrible!
She has beautiful eyes,
and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Loud noises!
All right, everyone relax.
She's not gonna take anyone's airtime.
I read somewhere
that their periods attract bears.
Bears can smell the menstruation.
Well, that's just great.
You hear that, Ed?
Bears. Now you're putting
the whole station in jeopardy.
I will say one thing for her, Ed,
she does have a nice, big old behind.
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce
on that butt
and just bite, bite, bite, bite,
munch, munch, munch!
Stop it! Oh, jeez.
Look at the full-moon butt!
Champ! Champ! Champ, Champ!
Mr. Harken, I was just wondering
if you knew
when my office would be ready.
Well, that might take some time.
For now, why don't you just
grab a desk in the bullpen?
You can use my office!
Then afterwards
maybe we can go to lunch!
Lower your voice, Ron.
All right. Thank you, Mr. Harken.
I'll go get my desk set up.
Oh, she is a saucy mama!
I mean, I would...
Here we go again.
Every station it"s the same.
Women ask me how I put up with it.
Well, the truth is,
I don"t really have a choice.
This is definitely a man"s world.
But while they"re laughing
and grab-assing,
l"m chasing down leads
and practicing my non-regional diction.
Because the only way to win
is to be the best.
The very best.
Touchy situation.
with this Corningstone,
to keep her in line, is bed her quick.
That behind is driving me ioco!
I'm like a night wolf.
Guys, take it easy. Just take it easy!
- She's got feelings, too.
- Oh, my God!
Listen to Burgundy.
He's gone soft on us,
like some schoolboy b*tch.
You sound like a gay.
Hey! Come on!
It's me, Papa Burgundy, all right?
As far as I'm concerned,
Corningstone's fair game.
Let the games begin!
There he is. There he is.
I'm very aroused.
What's this?
Well, well, well.
Ron Burgundy
and the Channel 4 News Team.
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