Amors Baller Page #2

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Past me!

Pick up the pace!

Check out those tits!

- You can't do that.

- I got past you.

Never mix women with football.

Get back in position.

Come on, Zlatan!

Ol!

Cold, wet...

Beautiful!

Attack the ball, Lucas.

The ball!

Come on, Lucas!

Hey, take it easy!

- Get up, chicken.

- Take it easy, Petter!

He's a rookie.

This isn't some Boy Scout trip.

This isn't a sex boat in Ayia Napa!

Come on!

Your weight's too far back.

You just want me to be

as fat as you are.

- You need more weight up front.

- You want me to be fatter than you?

Masseur?

There are 30,000 footballers

at Norway Cup.

I simply offer them a form of therapy.

What did you have in mind?

A Thai massage?

"Stian's Thai".

- With a "happy ending"?

- Sure. With a happy ending.

Do you even know what that means?

Of course...

OK, boys!

- Are you ready?

- Yeah.

- One more time:
Are you ready?

- Yeah!

We play our first game

as soon as we get there.

Just dump your bags

and meet me over by Field 9.

We are playing a team from Bergen.

That's the spirit!

Break a leg!

We have met them before.

They're tight in back.

Tight in back?

Yeah, so we have to slip down

along the side and hammer it in.

- Hammer it in?

- Yeah, behind the defenders.

- Past the goalie.

- Right into their tunnel of love?

We're the Grimsrud Boys

We rule the field

With hearts full of power

And legs made of steel

We feint and dribble

And sing our song

The Grimsrud Boys

Are coming on strong!

Grimsrud rules!

Bet your ass!

Grimsrud rules!

Bet your ass!

Be it raining or sunny

Be it muddy or wet

We fight for the team

We're your best bet!

Potty break.

Five minutes.

We're the Grimsrud Boys

We rule the field...

Hi.

My name is Lucas.

What's your name?

I have nice tits.

Tits, calves and thighs.

OK, is everyone here?

Yeah.

We're all here.

Hello!

Help!

Open the door!

Hello!

Don't leave!

Apparently they wanted me

to ride with you.

I guess...

- Are you really Swedish?

- Where are you from?

Can you say "I love you" in Swedish?

- I love you?

- Oh, I love you too!

- Leave him alone.

- Are you a virgin?

- See something you like?

- Not at all.

OK, girls!

Can you hear... Hello?

Testing, testing! One, two, three!

Everyone ready?

- Yeah!

- Excellent!

Let's hear it again, girls!

Yeah!

- Are you ready to play ball?

- Yeah!

Let me remind you of some rules.

No boys are allowed in the dorms.

We have upgraded security,

so there's no point in trying.

If I see so much

as a boy's earlobe, -

- you'll both be sent straight home!

Is that understood?

Yeah...

Move it forward!

In towards the middle!

Excellent!

The boys are staying over there.

It's easy to find.

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