Amores Urbanos Page #4

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- Hard and straight up, you know?

Yes.

Pink, baby pink.

- What about the size?

- What are you talking about?

Good big. Not "too much" big.

F*** me, he's pefrect.

- Are you really talking about this?

- C'mon, Mica, get over it.

No, really. I think it's petty and ungraceful

to talk about other people like that.

Oh so now you're the etiquette expert?

I don't talk about the women

I've been with, their vaginas.

Pink or not, if they have

bigger labia or not,

if their clit sticks out or not.

O-M-G who wants to know

about that stuff, Micaela?

Lots of people do, Diego.

Well, nobody in this room does.

I'm ok.

I'm not going to argue with you.

Good. Who would compare c*cks

and pussies anyway, Micaela?

Look at the cities great monuments:

The Eiffel Tower, the Empire State Building,

World Trade Center,

That building in London

that looks exactly like a fat dick.

Everybody is comparing to see

who has a bigger dick, honey.

Yes. Phallic monuments built by

a patriarchal society, makes sense.

Exactly. And you never wondered...

Why doesn't New York get a bunch of

buldozers and digs a gigantic p*ssy?

The deepest hole. There, I won,

I have a bigger p*ssy than you.

God, Diego, you have a mental problem.

You know why, Micaela?

Because me, Julia, everybody knows that

c*cks are beautiful. Pussies are not.

You're a misogynistic fag.

And you're a mis... man lesbian.

I don't know. What do you call

someone that doesn't like men?

Is afraid of men?

I can't even find a word for it.

Dyke. Big dyke.

Dyk-o.

- I don't know why I'm still your friend.

Dike-o-rama.

- Dyke-aela. - You're a mysoginistic fag.

You're sexist. - Hashtag dyke.

- You're a sexist fag.

- Don't pick up the phone, Mica.

- Don't pick it up.

- It could be for me.

You don't even know

the number to this phone.

- I want to know who it is.

- Do not pick up the f***ing phone!

So, it stays up?

Yeah, it stays up.

But sometimes it goes off

to the side, not like that.

Or like that.

- So it's rare to go straight up?

- Yeah, kind of.

- Are my teeth blue?

- No, are mine?

Yes.

And you two hit it off

from the start, right?

When we said "hello".

"Bam"

This guy is really hot.

Even I have to admit it.

He's amazing, Mica.

We were amazing, you know?

Everything was pefrect.

Really amazing.

And these things are

always mutual, right?

- Yeah.

- I think... No, I'm sure he feels the same.

Yeah. What?

We weren't into each

other, we fell in love.

I'm completely in love with him.

- He has a girlfriend.

- Really?

Yes, they are kind of famous

in the clubbing scene.

- C'mon, dude... - She's crazy.

She's always acting up at the club.

I thought you knew...

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