Among Friends Page #2

- That's the best idea I've ever heard.

- All right.

Please, god,

just play the game.

- Just play the game.

- I just want to get it right.

Let's play the game.

Melanie, partner up? Melanie?

Jules, it's really not fair

That the two geniuses

should get paired up,

- But sometimes that happens.

- Mmm.

The master bedroom doesn't

stand a chance.

Yeah, party. Nice ass.

He's gonna try

to have sex with my sister.

They're gonna ruin

Bernie's bed.

That's so gross.

Hmm.

- Well...

- If I was gonna be a killer,

I'd definitely

be thinking about sex.

Really? Me too!

Mm-Hmm.

- That's so weird.

- Yeah.

Too bad you're packing meat.

Psych, motherf***er!

Really, I'd think about

where to stash the body.

Ah.

Oh.

Did you get my texts?

Oh, I got your texts.

Very cute.

I was at the studio.

Figured you'd be here,

right?

And look,

there you are.

I'm not always

gonna be here.

Play the game.

You are beautiful.

Amazing.

Look, I owe you

an apology.

Trust me.

Yo, Jules, yo,

check this out.

Huh?

It's everybody.

Aw, cute!

God, that must've

taken her a long time.

Now I feel bad

for talking all that sh*t.

Hmm.

Bernie's all right.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh.

Gnarly.

Found it!

So...

you sure you're okay?

Yeah, dude.

You and Mel keep asking me.

Because the last 10 times

I talked to you,

You were having

a nervous breakdown.

I was really drunk.

For three weeks straight?

Kinda.

Thanks for being here.

I'm fine.

No sweat.

Now, if I were

a killer, I'd...

Go straight

for the knives. Got it.

- Oh, yuck!

- Ew.

Found it!

Bernie, you are

one sick puppy.

Wow, that's sick.

- Teeth?

- Yup.

What the hell is that?

That's nasty.

Back to the game.

Whoa, you all right, Jules?

Jules, you all right?

Yeah, I'm just...

I'm starting to feel my buzz.

Ooh.

Yo, you got any more of

that chocolate? Give me some.

You know, that shroom ball

you had in the limo?

Just give me... Give me...

Just give me some real quick.

- Come on.

- Please.

- Please, punk, please. Come on.

- Please!

I'm your partner.

Share.

Please.

But only take half.

All right.

Huh?

Wait, how much did you take?

You take more?

Sucker.

- Ow!

- Come on.

Got it, Bernie!

We found two.

Well done.

Tacky earring...

That b*tch deserves it. Ahh!

Really must

say, fellas, this one's a Doozy!

- Gross!

- Oh!

- Oh!

- Gross.

This f***in' tastes like sh*t.

Okay, now everyone gets

a personal clue.

They're right

under your chairs.

Ooh, a present!

- What is it? Hmm.

- You show me yours first.

What am I,

a f***in' magician?

Boiled rabbit!

I don't get it.

Okay, it's that movie where

that guy cheats on his wife

And then that... That crazy

b*tch, like, stalks him.

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