Amira & Sam Page #4
Why didn't you do it?
- I don't even...
- Well, I...
I don't even remember.
I can't remember, but we were
like this f***in' close.
So f***in' close.
Well, looks like you guys
made out all right.
Hmm...
Hey, I want to
propose a toast to Sam,
you know, to all
the heroes out there
doing what they are doing
so that we can
do what we need to do.
- OK? Cheers. Sam.
- Sammy, thank you.
Cheers.
Sam, man. What's the craziest
sh*t you saw out there?
You want the craziest?
Yeah, craziest,
the scariest, whatever,
like the Rambo-type sh*t.
Do you want the scariest,
or do you want the craziest?
I don't know.
Everything.
Come on, man, hit me, hit me.
All right, all right.
So, we...
we come back a little bit
early from our patrol.
Highway?
Narang.
Kunar Province.
Afghanistan.
Right. Yeah, yeah, OK.
Afghanistan.
So, we come back a little bit
early from our patrol,
and our battalion chaplain
wasn't expecting us.
And so I walk into
and I see him
crouched in the corner
beating off so savagely,
like just going at it
like he had a gun to his head.
And we lock eyes...
The most unfortunate eye contact
I've ever made
with another human.
Oh ho ho!
Him with his meat in his hand,
me eager to get back
out on patrol and get shot at.
And then it hits me, as I'm
eye-to-eye with this man.
He's still wearing
his f***ing helmet.
He was so excited to beat off
that he didn't take his
f***ing helmet off...
or he has explosive semen.
Ha ha ha ha!
I've got a question
for you guys.
Yeah.
What's the worst thing
that you could hear
after giving Willie
Nelson a blow job?
I'm not Willie Nelson.
Ha ha ha!
Buddy boy-
- Charlie.
- How are you, man?
- Good.
- Yeah?
So, listen, man.
I've been tryin' to
land this investment fund
It's run by this Army dude,
this Vietnam vet.
And I have him
really f***in' close,
but I can't get him to bite.
So, I have this idea.
Would you be willing
to meet with him?
About... what?
Investing in my fund.
I don't even know
No. You don't have to know
Listen, my business is
just like any other business.
It's just about one thing.
It's about relationships.
So, if you can get this guy
to commit to $10 million,
I will cut you a check for 50K.
You gotta be f***ing kidding me.
I'm not f***ing kidding you.
Listen, go in there.
You slip him the old
Army handshake or whatever,
you swap a few war stories
and sh*t, you know.
He'll be eating out
of the palm of your hand.
I was looking at
you earlier, man.
You're charismatic.
You got charm.
People f***in' love you.
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