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So, I walk up to the school,
and I'm like, "Where's Larry?"
First of all, his name is Larry.
Let's back it up one step, OK?
Who the f*** calls their
6-year-old Larry, all right?
I was already suspect
to this kid's parents.
So, I walk up there
and I lock eyes with him,
and I look at him,
and I say, "Oh, my God,
he's so f***in' cute!"
He's awesome.
He loves sports.
We're hangin' out.
I turn to my daughter.
I'm like, "Marry Larry!"
"Let's just get this thing
over with, right?"
You guys ready for
some more comedy?
Mr. Sam Seneca, everyone. Yeah!
Hello.
Whoo! Yeah!
Hi.
Um, I'm Sam Seneca.
And...
what are all of your names?
I'll get into my stuff here.
Uh... so...
"Jokes and Stuff."
Here we go.
I never used to
believe in aliens,
and then I started watching
reality television.
Now I'm pretty sure that
the Kardashians are here
Um...
I was walking past
a Kindergarten.
I wasn't going out of
my way to walk past it.
It was just in my route.
But anyway, I noticed that
these Kindergartners
were large in size
and general mass...
They were, like, 450 pounds,
which begs the question:
What are we feeding our kids?
Other kids?
Oh, f*** it. Sorry.
Now...
I know I had it.
I just...
- Because you called.
- Mm-hmm, I did.
- And we spoke.
- That's true.
And I pulled it.
Where did I put it?
Come on, Janet.
It's meow or never.
What?
- Nothing.
- Oh.
Hey, what's your
favorite Broadway play?
Found it!
That's my file.
I knew you could do it.
Wait. Well,
maybe this is right.
What is it? What?
Well, it says that you
did multiple tours
and you're not
claiming disability.
Yep.
Why is that?
Because I'm not disabled.
You should still file a claim.
I'm not looking for a handout.
All I need from you is
a copy of my medical records.
Can you please do that for me?
Sure.
Thank you.
I just...
I just don't think
I've ever met anyone like you.
Well, that feeling is mutual.
And when we do, he would
give it back to me.
I'm going on
another long job today.
Behave while I'm gone.
OK.
You wanted to see me?
I'm gonna have to
let you go, Sam.
- F***.
- F*** is right.
Apparently those a**holes
you trapped in the elevator
have friends in high places.
Yeah.
You ever collect
unemployment before?
Because with your
military background,
you may even be eligible
for some disabilities.
No. I'll find another job.
I'll be fine.
Do what you gotta do, kid.
- Hey, Sam.
- Yeah.
- Good luck, huh?
- Thank you, Robert.
Yeah, Lawrence,
can you... yeah.
Can you listen to me
for a second?
Just... I promise you today.
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