American Psycho II: All American Girl Page #4

-You and I hanging out.

-I agree.

Yeah. Listen, Rach,

before we embark on our evening,

I have a confession to make.

Can you wait until we get our drinks

before you start making your confessions?

-Oh yeah, sure.

-Thanks.

Look. Our drinks.

Thank you.

-There you go.

-Thank you.

It's my first day.

So, ready to order?

Can you just give us a minute here?

Sure.

Take your time.

Thank you.

Okay. What would you like to confess?

This is difficult for me,

because I really want us to

remain friends after--

regardless of who Starkman

picks for the TA position.

Wow, I am touched.

Brian, I really am.

You should know I am determined

to get the position.

Over the last few months,

I have been doing a little

research on Cassandra Blair.

What kind of research?

Let's just say that if

she gets the position,

the Dean's office is going to

receive an anonymous letter

regarding her and Starkman's relationship,

accompanied by some very revealing photographs.

-How Christian of you.

-Thanks.

I guess that narrows it down to three.

Yeah.

You know who my father is, right?

Yes, we're all in awe of your family's money.

You know, you and Keith are very smart.

So I have had to go to great lengths

to ensure that my bright future in

the FBI goes without a hitch.

What are you smiling at?

This.

That is the press release

for the new Carson-Leads Behavioral

Sciences Building.

It's just one of my dad's new pet projects.

So...

I have an offer you can't refuse.

Drop out of the race for the TA position,

and I will ensure you have seven digits

of my family's gratitude.

Brian?

Are you bribing me now?

Bribe? Did I say bribe?

Just think of it as a business opportunity.

Trust me,

the alternative wouldn't be too pleasant.

"I will let you be in my dreams

if I can be in yours."

-What?

-It's a quote.

Bob Dylan, maybe you have heard of him?

-Oh, yeah.

-You know, Brian,

you should get out more.

Maybe I will.

The night's young.

That it is.

Cheers.

Don't!

Shh!

We're home, we're home.

Wow!

This is like...a room.

Do you want to be my girl?

Do you want to be my friend?

Do you want to start it all?

We can stop if you want.

-No, no...I just don't-

-What, you don't have any?

Don't worry, I will take care of

everything when the time comes.

Oh, the old "pull out and pray" trick.

Great, a Renaissance man.

Wait a second!

The convenience store, down the street--

I will just go down there,

it's right around the corner.

It's really convenient and

I will get some, I will get tons.

Wait a minute, what am I saying?

My roommate's got tons of them,

drawers full of them.

A real prophylactic factory.

Are we done here?

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