Amber Alert

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Okay, Sam, you ready?

I'm gonna mic you up.

Caleb, thanks

for helping out, man.

Thank you.

You're a good little brother,

even though you're adopted.

- Is he adopted?

- No!

- Test the microphone.

- Okay. Test, one, two...

This is the beginnings

of Sam and Nate...

- Yes.

- ...and we have spent

many years together

as best friends...

- Yes.

- ...and now, we're gonna

- continue our adventure.

- Our journey.

- Some... wait, wait.

- Wait, wait.

So, this is what

I do for a living.

It's a family-owned business,

and you'll see here

we have a ton

of different kinds of fish,

some morays, some red fins...

There he goes,

Vincent. Okay.

Okay, so you take this,

you put it in the bag,

and you fill it up.

This gives it oxygen

so that they can live in there

for about 24 hours

while they're traveling.

And you take it under

here, you seal it,

and it's all ready

to go. So, that is...

- " That's my life"

- ...what my day job is.

" What a great job."

You wanna do

a dance number on here?

" Oh, a-di-dee-di di-dee-di-dee

di-dee-di-dee-di."

" We're pirates two,

we're pirates three."

" We're pirates four and five."

- Hi, how are you?

- Hey.

Please get off the structure.

- Sorry about that.

- There you go.

- Sorry.

- Thanks.

Okay, so we want to show you

how resourceful we can be.

We're very resourceful.

Winners are resourceful.

- So we have this thing called free time!

- Free time!

Yes, free time.

What we do is we see how

much fun we can have

and how long we can go

without spending one dollar.

So, when we come

play putt-putt,

we bring our own putters,

and then I do this.

Balls galore!

Is that a good way

to end it, Caleb?

Caleb, did you know that you

sister was such an athlete?

So, we come here

to blow off steam, to...

if we're upset about something,

we can come and just hit the

balls and let it all out.

It's part of our free time.

So, we try to see

how long we can go

without spending any money,

and we know the guy's here,

so they let us hit, and...

it's a lot of fun.

I really love going

to batting cages.

You want more?

Should we just do

our singing first?

It'd be another great way

for us to express ourselves.

Not only that, but it'd be

a great chance to travel.

- Sam here...

- I've never left Arizona.

- Never left Arizona.

- Not to say...

I've been down to Tucson,

and I've been up north,

but I've never left Arizona.

" She's never left Arizona."

And I really would love

the opportunity to travel.

" She'd love

the opportunity to travel."

It would be the first time

I'd get to explore the world.

" Explore the world,

circumnavigation."

And I would get to do it

with my best friend,

so that would be even more fun.

" Best friends

potty-trained together"

I'm pretty sure I was

potty-trained before we met.

Okay, I w... I wasn't.

I wasn't.

" Sam and Nate."

" Sam, the best woman

and the best man."

Bam!

Sam, you are

so beautiful blurry.

Why are you so blurry?

'Cause you're an idiot.

- Oh! Watch it, buddy.

- Okay, well, let's go. We have one left.

Put this on you real quick.

Uh...

This is not

an interesting shot at all.

Do you mind if we

go somewhere else?

Um, let's go

to the go-karts.

- No...

- How about Camelback Mountain?

- We could hike up it...

- Why are you laughing?

- ...and do talking.

- Sounds good. Let's do that.

Okay. Let's do it.

Go grab the car.

" Onward."

" Ho."

As we're going,

we're going to finish

filling out our questionnaire.

We have about, like, 20 pages

- worth of stuff that we have to fill out.

- No... No...

- Too bad. You have to.

- I have been procrastinating for the past month.

I don't want to fill

those questions out.

- Okay.

- There are too many.

- We're doing it anyway.

- All right, fine.

"What is the worst"...

I know, they always

have the hardest questions, too.

"What is the worst experience you've

had with your teammate?"

Uh, let's see,

I remember that one time

you came over

and you weren't invited,

and you just knocked

on the door, and I...

- Sorry, I...

- "Excuse me, I just got out of the shower."

Um, no, it's hard

to say with you.

You're so, like,

little miss perfect.

I don't know, like, what's the worst

thing you've ever done to me?

Oh, oh, that's easy for me.

Uh, the time you got so drunk

I had to baby-sit you

for, like, six hours.

- When was that?

- Okay, so Nate got so drunk,

and we went to a movie earlier,

and so he had eaten popcorn,

and he puked it up and

then he tried to eat...

I did not! That's sick!

That's gross!

- You don't even remember anything from that night!

- I did not do that.

- Don't film me eating this candy bar.

- I got...

I got her that 'cause...

It's gonna make her big and fat,

and then she won't have

any choice but to date me.

There'll be so much more

of you to love!

"If a genii granted you

one wish, what would it be?"

- Friends.

- Okay, if the genii granted one wish...

- Uh, that's hard.

- Maybe some better clothes.

- Okay. Okay.

- One wish.

- Uh, my own theme park.

- Okay.

I would want

my own amusement park,

and I would build

roller coasters

that were, like,

themed after my friends.

Like, you would have

your own roller coaster.

- Awesome.

- The Sammy Roller Coaster.

- I'll come and sign autographs.

- Yeah, definitely.

And it would be awesome

because it would be

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