Alyce

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You have to pay the rent.

I said:
You have to pay the rent.

Beautiful phallic symbol.

- Huh?

Nothing. Have a nice day.

With sewage wage slave Alyce. Day, Leila.

No cell phones during business hours.

You know what.

I'll post my work along.

I have to go.

God, you think you're pretty cute, huh?

- I certainly did.

Okay, Pirates of the Caribbean:

The Curse of the Black Vagina

V is for Vagina

Good?. I'm with you.

And Fun with Dick and Vagina

- That's a good one?.

The Hunt for Red Vagina

That's redundant. Where are we going?

- Somewhere.

I think we're not going anywhere.

We're not going anywhere.

I feel that we accomplish nothing.

I have a career.

They do not. You have a shitty job.

A tedious, boring f***ing job.

But I can help pay the rent.

- Is that really so?

I almost can help pay the rent.

Where are we really going?

- Nowhere.

I'm serious. Where should I go?

- No idea. I hear an echo.

What do you mean?

- You know what I'm craving right now?

Red velvet cake.

God, red velvet cake.

I am hungry. Tonight.

Look at that piece.

- Hello, darling.

Women.

- Boy, we look healthy.

Personal Trainer.

The first time is free.

First time for what?

- Yes, dear.

Call me, you'll figure it out.

- Maybe I will.

Hey, you guys. Maybe I can treat you together.

That's twice as good.

Turn me on.

And for half the price?

- For you guys.

He can take you under his wing.

- Previously his forehead.

We need to rid of that job and

get you a sugar daddy soon.

So really it is not.

- Is that so?

Who do you account?

Enron, tobacco companies, Hitler, the Mafia.

The Mafia would be an improvement.

- See? Karma probably not flawed.

Okay hippie. It's only temporary.

Old news.

What was that?

- I have no idea.

There's Mike, come on.

Mike, where's Vince?

Somewhere.

- Somewhere?

I do not know.

I do not.'m His lap

What are you perhaps still a dick.

Hey, slut.

That b*tch is cold. It's freezing.

They mescal, do you feel like?

That we take.

Two mescal.

No, huh? Same ringtone?

Vince, my great love. Where art thou?

Are you sure you do not want to pop?

What a beauty.

My mistake, sorry. Jesus.

Drink me. Drink me.

Oh, yeah.

- How are you?

Can we go into the city?

I am hungry for red velvet cake.

And you know what happens when I eat it.

Let's go.

- Why do not you go already?

No, why?

- I need to talk to Mike.

I'll be right there. You know Mike.

Mike is an a**hole. Come on.

- Exactly.

What are you doing, a**hole?

- I'm going to do with the ladies.

I put some time into,

I have to get my quota.

That one is criminally insane.

- Alyce? That's fine.

F*** ME WITH YOUR throbbing cock

Dirty girl.

What?

What is this?

Bastard. F*** you.

Let me go, Mike. Bastard.

Do you get to hell.

You're both a**holes.

Deranged ex-girlfriend.

Since when? Stay with Try sweetheart -

.

B*tch.

Not Gun that satisfaction.

I want to get back at Vince.

I would have sex with him and very sweet.

I'll go on my knees,

pull his pants and cut off that thing.

Too clichd.

But I mean it, I do it.

- No, because that is not worth Vince.

You're too good for him, really.

You are good and honest.

And you're open and that's why I love you

, Carroll. There is nothing wrong with that.

Thank you.

And a chopper?

Like this boring to hear?

Nice.

- Back to the murder of Vince.

I'd get him to take

with a knife.

Then you can look him in the eyes

while life flows out of him.

God, where did you learn this?

A makeshift knife.

I saw the news and

husband loved his wife in the kitchen.

Trapped behind bars,

like a cage.

She had a grip loosened

a pan that they may have.

They obviously had a pan,

she had to cook for him.

She left him one day

come close to the bars and did...

... Right in his stomach. And they ontweidde

him with a makeshift knife.

So I would do it.

Whoever calls the shots, b*tch?

Let's make love.

God, let's make love. I want that.

I want Vince bugger, you.

Here and now.

Let's do it. No, really.

Come, let him go through the ribbon...

... And we are norms and values

f***...

... And his manhood.

All at once,

two girls together.

The vagina of my best friend,

with 'travel' in the middle of the title.

Do not fool around with the vagina.

- The sad vagina.

So you want me

to get revenge on Vince?

We are not in love, or so. Look at

Ellen with my hand in your pants.

My god,

The Hand That Rocks the Vagina

I feel used.

- Come on.

Are you serious?

God, I will puke.

C*nt red velvet cake.

Do you feel better?

- Much better. How are you?

I still can not believe that he fucks

Renee.

B*tch. What wrong with these people?

- No idea.

Was she the one who then fainted

cake that Deb?

No, that was Dyma.

Renee fainted beside my heater

and burned her hair.

That was insane.

- My house has stunk for a week.

That was disgusting.

- You mean insane.

What happened to us?

What do you mean us? '

- I mean the group.

What happened to you?

You're the one who's been away. Year

Because I've lived in a cave.

- In a rabbit.

Come back to us.

Come back to the land of the living.

It was just a little uncomfortable.

- Uncomfortable?

That was scary. You're scaring me.

You called me single white female .

You wore the same dress as me.

Sorry you felt hurt, but it was weird.

Why do we get all this?

We had it?

And then ringtone?

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