Alvin And The Chipmunks Page #4

But.. but,

-- Sorry does not get my job back now, does it Theodore?

Why are my clothes all over the place?

-- We used it to mop up the water.

Good idea, right?

Oh my god Theodore,

did you just ...

It is a raisin, Dave.

-- Prove it.

Okay, you got me.

I want to talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin?

You owe me big time.

There's this new thing.

It's called knocking.

Get out.

-- I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.

Out!

-- Hey, I am in the shower.

If I make a list of my worst days ever.

Guess what? Today would be at the top of the list.

And it is still early.

Clam it sudsy!

Guys.

Let me put it to you like this, okay.

I have no job, no career ...

My house is always a mess

Thank you very much.

Hi Dave, it's Claire Wilson calling.

Why did I just say my last name? That was weird..

I guess I'm nervous

About coming over for dinner

Dinner.

-- I am gonna hang up now. I will be there at 7. OK.

That is half an hour.

Who's Claire?

-- Claire is Dave's mate.

She is not my mate.

She is my ex mate.

This is great.

Dave relax. You just go get the food.

We'll take care of the rest.

Why, I'm having the hard time believing you?

Thank you for your confidence.

- That really hurts.

We are always in this together, Dave.

-- Yeah, like a family.

No, not like a family.

-- Tick.tock, Dave. Gotta bust a move!

Right.

We also do offices, and recreational vehicles.

What's that smell?

Your cologne.

Very masculine, are we?

What did you do? Dump the

entire bottle on the rug?

We call it, scenting the area.

I got to admit, I'm surprised

the Place looks great

Well, we Chipmunks are notoriously tidy.

Yes, I see that.

Oh...that breadsticks smells great.

-- Yes, when is dinner?

Guys ... I don't know how to tell you this,

But, it just gonna be Claire and me tonight.

Hold the phone, Dave, so we can't have ...

-- No.

Even if we...

-- No.

But we thought that we'd be...

-- And no.

Look! In the other room.

-- Please.

What a buzzkill.

I never knew you could cook this well

-- Well, it's all about slow roasting.

It takes longer but,

when it comes to flavour, why rush?

Well, I am impressed.

I have been seeing your photos in the paper.

-- Yeah, it's going really great .

How about you, how's your job?

Great, lovin' it.

How do you think it's going?

-- Terrible.

They're not even sleeping together.

-Alvin! Dave said that...

-Dave needs a little help

from the Love Doctor

And his assistant.

-- Get back here.

You know, this is nice.

Just two friends, having dinner,

hanging out.

No pressure, nothing weird.

My stereo does that all the time,

it's like it has a mind of its own.

You were saying?

Nothing. I was just a little nervous

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