Alter Egos Page #3
to meet you,
so I don't think she's
- You told her
about this mission?
- She's my girlfriend.
- Oh, come on, man, no.
She's Brendan's girlfriend.
She's not supposed to know
about superhero stuff.
- Okay, well, it's not really
that simple.
Because she's, um...
She's cheating on me.
On Brendan.
- Oh.
- With me.
Fridge.
- Look, bottom line is that
Emily is not happy with Brendan.
She doesn't want to be dating
some broke wannabe cartoonist.
- This is a seriously
unprofessional situation.
- She deserves more
than just hanging around,
ordering takeout,
and watching reruns
with that guy.
- Is that for dramatic effect?
- Wh-what?
- Calling him "that guy"?
It's you.
You're him.
You're that guy.
- It's funny.
I don't feel like him.
Not, like, one little bit.
I actually think
that I'm taller than Brendan.
You think that's possible?
- No.
- And then I remembered
that Fridge
with the ladies.
So when I, Fridge, saw her
walking down the street,
I froze the sidewalk, right,
to make her slip and fall
and save her.
- [Gasps]
- And then...It was amazing.
She had never looked
at Brendan--
at me--like that before.
And then when I, Brendan,
called her to ask
what she was doing that night,
she said she was sick
and had to stay in,
when really she had plans
with me, Fridge.
I took her to some place
that Brendan could never afford.
There were these guys
who owed me a favor.
during the blackout.
And then we went
back to her apartment.
[Laughter]
One thing led to another...
[Glass shattering]
You see why I don't want to
change back into my alter ego?
If I become Brendan,
who knows what he's going to do?
and break up with her.
Then he's going to ruin this
great thing
that I've got going on
with Emily.
- Y-you know, you really
shouldn't be saying this
in front of anyone.
Superhero stuff, alter egos,
top secret.
- No, because people are going
to think that you're insane.
- Why can't you just
be happy for me?
You know, the sex with Fridge
is way better.
- [Sighs]
Wait, why is it better?
- Chicks dig the costume.
They dig the costume.
- [Clears throat]
- Oh, we're not accepting
superhero credit anymore.
Sorry.
We take cash.
[Door creaking]
- Ow!
Damn it.
Jimmy, I know you're there.
- I brought you a present.
So you can test out
your fashion line on something.
- Um, it's a little bit small
for that.
And it's not really
a fashion line.
It's just a hobby.
- Well, unfortunately,
hobbies are illegal
in this town.
Gonna have to frisk you, ma'am.
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