Aloha, Scooby-Doo Page #3

And this time it's tiki-style.

Whoa.

Free food.

Hmm. I wonder what the catch is.

There's no catch. It's just my little way

of saying welcome.

And there's entertainment too.

And a short presentation of an incredible

real estate opportunity, of course.

Of course. Hey!

And the kiddies won't wanna miss

seeing our Mount Pulanana dessert...

...erupt with guava lava ice cream.

Oh, boy.

Uh-uh. Not yet. It's time to limbo!

How low can you go?

Now, that's low.

Wow, that's really low.

We have a winner!

Don't you just love

all this local island charm?

Smile, now. People love politicians

who love doggies.

- What's he saying?

- He's singing to the Wiki Tiki...

...begging him to spare Snookie.

Has anyone actually seen this Wiki Tiki?

You don't have to see him

to know he exists.

Or to know that he's plenty angry.

But why would the spirit

be so angry? And at whom?

He's angry at the mainlanders

for surfing our waves.

That's whom.

And maybe he's angry at those...

...who would spoil the island

for their own personal gain.

This isn't the first time

the Wiki Tiki has spoken.

- What do you mean?

- In 1815...

...the Portuguese ship El Guerrero

anchored off our shores.

They came to discover new lands,

but didn't realize...

...that their presence on our island

would upset the tiki spirits.

The moment the sailors

set foot on the beach...

...the Wiki Tiki became enraged.

And Mount Pulanana erupted.

Hey, I sure don't see

any guava lava ice cream.

An invasion is one thing...

...but a surfing contest is quite another.

I'd say this is one

hypersensitive spirit.

Good evening, folks. I'm your host,

Ruben Laluna of Laluna Realty.

Do you ever dream of having

your own piece of paradise?

Well, folks, that dream can be a reality.

I want you all to take a moment...

...and imagine yourself as part owner

in the soon-to-be-constructed...

...Coconut Beach Condominiums.

Laluna Realty is changing

the face of Hanahuna Bay. Nice, huh?

What's happening?

People. People.

- No worries. Don't panic.

- A unique perspective...

...considering a volcano has just exhibited

characteristics of a stage-four eruption.

Uh...

- Ruben's right.

That volcano is completely dormant.

It says so in all our

island brochures.

Folks, you don't get that

back in Kansas.

Now, that is a mountain view.

It's those horrid little

Wiki Tikis again.

Oh, no. Manu was right.

But I have more slides.

Oh, my. Oh, dear.

This is not happening.

You with the video camera,

turn that off.

I can't have the media

getting wind of this.

Like, why aren't your

legs moving, man? Run!

What in the world are those things?

I don't want to know,

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