Almost Christmas Page #8
Uncle Lonnie!
That's what it's all about!
Ding, ding, ding-
Ding, ding, ding-
Good job, Uncle Lonnie!
Good job! You actually did it!
I did not let the Grinches
ruin Christmas for you.
Uncle Lonnie!
Uncle Lonnie!
That's not good.
Oh! Sh*t!
Sh*t!
Oh, sh*t!
Ho-ho-ho!
- Hold it! Hold it!
- Mommy!
Did you get that?
I just posted it.
- Good.
- Mommy!
Don't tell Cheryl.
Do not tell Cheryl, okay?
Uncle Lonnie has it, okay?
Sh*t!
My gosh!
Sh*t!
Is he still breathing?
We should take a selfie.
Don't tell Cheryl.
Hmm.
You could tell me
where the tin is.
Thought I heard somebody
down here.
Hey, sweetheart.
Hey.
HEY-
God, she had the best smile.
Yeah, she had the best everything.
It's good to have you
home. Yeah.
I wish you and Cheryl
Yeah.
Been that way
since we were kids.
I don't know, I mean, I guess even in
family sometimes people just don't fit.
You should have seen how I used
to fight with my big brother.
I know you're not trying to make
Mom's sweet potato pie, are you?
There's never been a Meyers
Christmas without it.
And if I'm going to make it,
I'm going to make it right.
The top five in the
draft were supposed to be a lock.
However, now that doctors
have cleared Evan Meyers
to play in
the upcoming bowl game,
that changes everything, everybody.
That changes everything!
He may be naughty, but the
boy's game is real nice.
Poetic injustice, good morning.
Look. It's the accident child
in his natural habitat.
He's unfunny and, therefore,
a liability to the pride.
It's a shame, he won't make it.
I was not an accident.
Everyone has their fourth child
in their 50s. That's common.
You better not
shrink from the spotlight.
Merry Christmas, young man.
Merry Christmas.
Hey. Evan.
You locked me out.
What?
You locked me out!
What? I can't hear you.
What happened?
Evan, quit playing.
I am freezing out here,
and I'm in my underwear.
Oh! I'm sorry.
It must have been an accident.
Evan. Evan!
I'm melting!
Evan! Evan!
Happy Kwanzaa, Mrs. Olakanday.
Mmm-hmm.
Evan! Evan! Evan!
Okay.
Oh!
No!
Evan, come on. Evan?
Come on. Evan? Evan! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're not an accident.
Evan, don't be like this.
Don't be like this.
God does not like ugly, Evan.
Evan, please.
Please, please. Come on!
Twigs. You need some help?
No, I'm fine.
tattoo that says "sesame chicken"?
It does not say
"sesame chicken," okay?
If you were more cultured,
you would know that it says
"Unbreakable" in Mandarin.
Well, I actually took Mandarin
for a semester in college,
I'm pretty sure it says
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Almost Christmas" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 16 Jun 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/almost_christmas_2564>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In