All Things Fall Apart Page #3

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You smell good.

Well, baby,

you don't.

You gotta go wash the

gasoline off of you.

BMW, Black

Man Working,

that's a good thing

in this economy.

You like that.

Ten seconds left, last play of

the game, y'all ready for this?

Yeah.

You with me,

little man?

All right,

check it out.

You ready?

Getcha all pumped up. Who

wanna go out, who wanna go long?

Throw me the ball.

You ain't gotta push.

Shut up.

Alright, go ahead,

go long.

Alright, you can run faster

than that. Come on, man, run.

I'm gonna hit you at

the hump. Go ahead, run.

Here, y'all

take the ball.

Don't let him push

you around, man.

Yeah.

Oh, and please, get

that scarf off your head.

Or you will not get the

result you want tonight.

You gonna

play the p-card with me?

I'm just saying.

Get your hands outta...

what am I gonna do with you!

Didn't even hurt.

I know she was trying to

show me love and affection.

You see that? You

see what he's saying?

He's saying he gets away

with it. You spoil him.

And I don't.

That is my son.

That's my problem

with women.

I always put them up

against my mom

and they don't

stand a chance.

Oh, that's my baby.

That's right.

Do... do... do you

know the song "My Girl"?

You should sing that.

This here is my girl.

All right,

all right.

Dinner's in ten minutes.

Get your brother.

All right.

You get the shower.

Later.

Would you please.

Halftime is

my time. I'll wash up.

Please.

Okay.

And put on that

cologne I like.

Wait until you taste, baby,

this cheddar corn bread, baby.

You gonna love me

all over again.

I like what

I'm seeing.

Ooh.

Yaho.

Buddy, what it do,

big homie.

What up.

Man, I came over here

so we can go to the mall,

and I can get at

some b*tches.

What do you need me

to go with you for?

I don't need

you to come.

A good pimp need an

assistant. Go get the car.

Hey, June. I don't

know where you gonna put

this third helping.

Aw, man.

June, why in the hell do you come

in my house smelling like that?

What?

But this is

my special cologne.

What? New Cannabis

Cold Water?

No, it works.

The hood rats

love it.

Ms. Barnes, you think

I can get a plate too?

You can go in and

make yourself a plate.

Please?

Thank you.

Hey, man, your

momma got wild.

Don't be looking at my momma like that.

Just playing.

I ain't playing

with you.

Aw, sh*t.

Here come Poindexter.

Hey, Sean.

You gonna chill and

watch the game with us?

Okay.

What about that girl?

You call her?

No.

Why not?

I didn't feel

right about it.

I mean, how

would that look?

Me calling after

you talked to her?

What?

What the f***?

Man, you shoulda

gave me the number.

Your brother don't

want no p*ssy.

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