All The Boys Love Mandy Lane Page #4

- (Marlin) Mandy?

Mandy?

Truth or dare?

- Dare.

- (Red) Yeah!

Go outside and invite Garth

to join us.

- What? No. Don't.

- (Marlin) Why?

Do!

OK.

(Red) What? No, stop that!

He could...

Seriously, don't sneak up on him

or anything. He might shoot you.

I think I'll be OK.

Garth?

Hey, Garth?

(crackling)

Garth?

You in there?

- You looking for me?

- No.

Yeah. Um...

I was just... getting some air.

Wondering if you, you know...

...wanted some.

Air?

(laughs nervously)

Uh... company.

Actually...

...they kind of dared me to come out here

and invite you in for a drink.

Uh...

So you wanna come?

I do, but... I can't.

I don't think Red's father

would approve.

Yeah.

(laughs nervously)

It's silly that we're all inside.

Well, they all seem to be

doing alright in there.

Well...

- Sure you don't wanna come in?

- Pretty sure.

Well, um... OK.

Bye.

(Jake) Red, who told you it was cool

to wear shorts and cowboy boots?

(Bird) Marlin, have you ever had

a lesbian experience?

(Marlin) When was the last time

you jerked off?

(Red) Have you ever seen

your dad's wiener?

Is it true what they

say about black guys?

I don't know. Is it?

Your dad's gay, right?

When are you gonna give up

that cherry?

- When are you gonna give up yours?

- (all) Ooh!

Spit or swallow?

- (spits)

- (laughter)

Who has the smallest pecker

in the room?

Who does have the smallest package

in the room?

- (laughter)

- What?

Sorry, Jake.

(laughter)

(Chloe) Sorry!

- What the f*** are you laughing at?

- (Chloe) It's just a joke.

Come on, man, take it easy.

Have another drink.

- Why don't we take a break, guys?

- No! We're just getting started.

Not a big deal, dude.

Not a big deal. Chill.

Really, it's... not a big deal.

(laughter)

Know what? F*** you guys.

- Jake...

- Let him go. What do you care?

You don't know when to quit.

Blow me, chubs.

F*** you!

What the f***? You whore!

What the f*** does she care?

Oh, my God.

She's totally in love with Jake.

Jake?

Come on, Jake.

I didn't mean it was small.

I just meant

it was the smallest one at the table.

Jake?

C'mon, Jake. It was just a joke.

(glass smashes)

Hey.

- There you are. You OK?

- That was bullshit.

- Poor baby...

- No, don't "poor baby" me.

Let me see if I can help.

You've helped enough. Stop it, Marlin!

See? It gets big when it gets hard.

They all get big when they get hard.

(he grunts)

A**holes!

Sh*t!

(groans loudly)

(laughs)

- Better?

- Oh, yeah.

My turn.

Let's go finish the game.

Wait. Jake,

you're gonna go down on me, right?

(laughs) Uh-uh.

Why don't you go get Red to do you?

I am sick and tired

of you f***ing little boys.

I'm gonna go f*** the cowboy, Jake!

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