All Superheroes Must Die

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Untie me.

Get me out of here!

Untie me!

What the hell is going on here?

How the f*ck should I know?

You... You people

did this.

This has all happened because of you.

What?

He's going to kill us.

He's going to kill us

because... Because of you.

Who... Who's he?

Hey. Where you going?

Where you going? Come back.

Just hold the f*ck on, okay?

Get me out of here!

Untie me!

F*ck.

Good evening, everyone.

So glad to see you could

all make it out tonight.

It's me.

Rickshaw,

your very best friend.

Oh, now, don't look

so surprised to see me.

I thought, after last ti, that we

would never see each other again.

But, um, I guess

I'm surprised too.

Here we are all again.

Doing what we do best.

Charge.

Shadow.

Cutthroat.

And The Wall.

My very, very best frien.

I can't wait to introduce you

to some of my other fries

you haven't met yet.

But let's cut to busines.

All my life, as you know,

I've been a loser.

At every turn I lose.

I think I have

an amazing plan.

And then...

Asshole goody-two-shoes

like you get in the way,

and f*ck it up.

So I made a game for you to play,

where you get to feel what it

feels like to lose all the time.

I'm calling it role reversal,

where you get to lose,

and I get to win.

to have the rug pulled out from under

your feet at every fucking turn.

Therefore,

the rules

are incredibly simple.

There are over 100 innocent

civilians spread all across town,

and they are rigged to various

life threatening devices.

You play my game,

you save their lives.

You don't play,

I kill them.

You try to escape or forfeit,

and the entire little sht

town is rigged to blow.

And, oh, I just can't...

I just want to press

this fucking thing so ba.

Unless of course you win.

But in the meantime,

I'd like you to reconnec,

at the Laundromat.

And when you're all reunited,

you'll get your first

assignment.

And...

Cutthroat.

Just to let you and your friends

understand the true

severity of the rules...

No...

Oh, oh, I almost forgot.

If you've noticed the little

injection scas on your wrists...

It's just my little way

of making the game more..

Fair.

May the best man win.

It's been a long time.

Yes, it has.

How you doing?

You... You still

have yours?

What are you...

What are you talking about?

You're...

You're still strong.

So that injection did do something to everybody.

Everybody except you, it seems.

Ben.

John.

How's it going?

Kiss my ass.

That's how it's going.

All right.

Glad to see things haven't changed.

Jill.

Charlie.

This is great.

Everybody remembers each other.

Rickshaw's not bluffing.

He just killed someone.

What?

Yeah. Splattered his brains

all over the bathroom wall.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, when I woke up, there were

bunch of bodies everywhere too.

All right then.

Let's address the matter at hand.

You know, the one where we're up shit creek.

Hey, we are not all the way up shit creak.

Oh, let me guess.

You have a plan.

Guys, what about the real obvious question here?

I mean, how did we even get here?

Hello again. Since we don't have a lot of time...

I guess we should

start the games.

Now, this round will see you

separating into two groups,

You have five minutes to proceed

to the hardware store and...

Choose your weapons.

Then the round will begi.

Show up late, and one of you will

have a real mess to clean up.

All right. Come on.

What? So you got a map,

that makes you the leader?

What are these for?

Nothing good.

Looks like we have about 80 seconds to find out.

John.

Stop, stop, stop.

John, they're in trouble.

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