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"Brunch tomorrow" question mark.

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"Brunch tomorrow" question mark.

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You know what I love

about New York city?

- Um, the rats?

- Nope.

- Pollution?

- Nope.

- Construction?

- Yes!

Construction. I was...

they're always building stuff.

Like, what are they building?

I don't know. It's New York.

You don't do construction,

do you?

No, I work in I.T. Sales.

- Really? I.T.

- Mm-Hmm.

I thought you were gonna say

something sexier,

Like... actuarial science.

Well, what do you do?

Uh, I don't do anything.

Tell me more.

I don't do nothing.

I'm... I'm in school.

I'm finishing up a two-Year

grad program at Columbia.

Studying architecture.

Oh, no way.

My dad's an architect.

Get out of here.

Yeah, he's a partner

at Kenner and Boyd.

K&B? Wow.

I'm supposed to interview

with them next week.

Oh, well, I'll make sure

he keeps an eye out for you.

So, um...

I need... I need

your male advice for something.

Okay. Shoot.

I went on the third date

with that guy last night.

And I don't know.

We just had an okay time.

Was it... was it good okay?

Was it... was it bad okay?

First of all, he doesn't make

any plan for dinner.

Okay?

And then he says,

"Oh, we'll just go

wherever you want to go."

So we end up just, like,

spending an hour

Walking

the streets of no reservation

- Looking for a table.

- No.

You don't have your date

walk the streets in heels

When you can just use an app.

You mean the app for his...

flip phone?

Are you serious? Ugh.

Grace, Grace. No.

- He has a flip phone?

- Yeah.

What kind of batteries

does that thing take?

Is it like AA or AAA?

Oh, I know.

Oh. It's him.

It's, uh, it's flip phone.

He's apologizing

for the restaurant debacle.

Hmm.

You're...

you're gonna see him again?

He says he wants to meet today

for coffee.

Why so soon after our last date?

What does that mean?

I don't know.

I mean, coffee today

Just seems really last minute,

It's like he's not even

thinking about you.

You think?

Or he really likes you

and he wants to see you again.

You're the best. Thanks.

No problem.

Well, um, I feel foolish.

I mean, there's a part of me

that feels naive.

I wonder why I ever got

my hopes up to begin with.

Look, I-I-It's not working out.

I have to accept that.

I have to accept that

She just...

she likes some other clown.

Take off your pants.

You know she's with him

right now.

They're out having coffee.

Coffee? Yeah, right.

Girls play games, sweetheart.

You never played any games.

Mm. I don't have to play games.

- It's her.

- Mm-Hmm.

He broke up with her.

Mm. Sad.

"I can really use

someone to talk to right now.

Are you free?"

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