All Out Dysfunktion! Page #6
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- 2016
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is down the hallway,
but I was admiring your, uh, uh,
unique film antiquities
and glorious memorabilia.
You know, you have
a lot of space here.
You know, you could probably
milk a cow.
It's nice.
Yeah, my old man's
a cinematographer.
I'm lactose intolerant.
But, you know what,
let's cut out this first date
chitchat bullshit.
What the f***
are you doing in here?
Okay, pashu.
I'm angry and I'm pissed
and I'm wanting
to hurt that director,
and I know you had some things
in your room
and I'm looking for something
to beat him with.
You know what happened
to the last person
that went rummaging around
through my stuff?
Let's just say...
I'm still on medication.
Do you know why
they call me gator, ranjit?
It's because I'm hard to tame.
Please, pashu, no, no.
Oh, man!
Got you!
Oh, you should see
your face right now.
I wish you could.
It is so stupid-looking.
You look like a hostage.
You look like
you're really mad at me.
And you look stupid.
Crazy f***ing pashu.
You're awesome, dude.
You're amazing.
You're like a f***ing
curry dahmer.
- Yes.
- -Quiet on the set!
You know what?
I'm sorry. Yep, you got it.
Shh, listen.
- Okay?
You proved your point with him.
I never knew
you had so much heart.
Come in here.
Get over here.
There's no treading
in gator's house.
You are completely unhinged.
You... you are a sociopath.
No, I'm just kidding.
Don't hurt me, please.
Listen, there's a lot of girls
getting d*cks slapped
I want to see
what I can get on this guy.
Put it on the Internet later.
Try and make us some money.
Make yourself at home.
You break it, you buy it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look at me. Look at me.
I am coming! I am coming!
This is why they call me
the black rhino!
- This is for Botswana!
Cut! God damn it, cut!
That's the f***ing money shot.
Holy dick roll.
What the f*** did you eat?
There he is.
Pleasure, I don't give
a hootenanny
what you do
in your own damn room,
but the living room
is community property.
- Hi, ma'am. -Don't you ma'am me.
- I run this house.
So, you better get
your fresh-out-of-film-school
wish-you-had-a-better-job
stuck-in-a-porn
peacock feathers
the hell out of my way.
It's all good. This is gonna
be a big movie for me.
Yesterday you said you were
doing a photo shoot,
I'm writing you up.
I'm telling Harold.
- Now, where is he?
- He is the guy.
Now, you listen here,
you two-bit crackerjack.
I like nothing more
than some good,
old huffin' and puffin',
so I support your industry,
but what i will not support
is your two-inch penis
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