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we made a very good...

...team

or whatever you'd call it.

It's just that...

I need to be something for someone.

- Of course, Mum.

I'm not good at being alone.

- But you won't be alone, Mum.

It's so sweet of you to say so.

- No, I mean it. You're so lovely.

I think I look like a wrinkled apple.

No, you don't.

Tina Turner's still pulling men.

Yes, but Tina Turner

goes to more parties than I do.

Isn't Tina Turner dead?

No, as a matter of fact, she just got

married again. To a younger man.

Mum, you're getting a red nose.

- Sigrid, please don't.

Maybe it's not that red. What are you

talking about besides Tina Turner?

I'm just telling Mum how many men

she could pull if she bothered.

We go out tonight, have a few drinks,

dress up a bit. It's not that hard.

Why are you telling Mum such crap?

- What?

What are you talking about?

- That she can find a man.

She's a nice lady.

You're playing with her emotions.

She's fragile as it is.

Of course she can find a man.

She'll feel defeated

if she goes out tonight, -

- all dressed up,

thinking all the men will woo her -

- and nothing happens.

I just feel bad for her.

I do.

Hey!

- Full house.

She can't handle one more defeat.

- Open up your mouth.

I've become allergic to nuts!

It started after I gave birth.

I've always been allergic

to hazelnuts, -

- but then it evolved into pistachios,

sunflower seeds, -

- macadamia...

And I love macadamia nuts.

Do you have any siblings?

- No.

You're lucky. It's a living hell.

I have to go find

a man for my mother.

Can I come?

What does your dad say?

- He's sleeping.

Pull me up, Fido.

What about him?

What did he say?

Oliver, wait here.

Yes.

- Oh, you're Danish?

My mum has read that book.

She says it's bloody marvellous.

Well, it's, you know...

It's ten to five.

What a nice spot you've found here.

Are you and your wife hiding here?

My wife?

- Yes.

I don't have one of those.

But you're staying at the hotel?

- Yes, I'm right up there.

We should go for a drink.

- The two of us?

Yes, and my mum.

I'm travelling with my mum.

She's really fantastic,

so sweet and lovely and exciting.

Mogens!

Little darling,

come over here and meet...

Ditte. Hi.

- Ditte stays at our hotel.

I see...

Well, I've got to... Bye.

If you go near my man one more time,

I'll beat the sh*t out of you.

Aren't there any normal people

in this place?

Hi, Mum.

- Hi, Ditte.

What's that?

- Do you want one?

Now?

- Yes.

Thanks.

Look. She made that wedding cake

for her sister's wedding.

But she hasn't got hands.

- That's why it's so impressive.

Imagine doing that for your sister

when you've got no hands.

She must've gotten help with

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