All Girls Weekend

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I can't do it.

Please don't make me do it.

Please, let us live.

No. I'll do it. I'll do it!

Don't worry.

You know how Nancy is.

We're so gonna get hypothermia

this weekend.

Well, most importantly

we forgot the beer.

Oh, I'll get some

before we leave.

Hey, guys, we already

missed our dinner reservations.

I think it's getting too late

to leave today.

Yeah, I know.

I think I'm going to

call the hotel

and let them know

that we'll check in tomorrow.

Okay, but if

the hotel charges us,

I'm going to kick Nancy's ass.

Yeah, I don't even know

why you invited Nancy.

You haven't even spoken to her

in like,

what, six years?

Maybe it's time to accept

things change.

Okay, I don't know

what you guys are talking about.

Nancy is just the same

as she was high school.

We're the ones who have changed.

You certainly have.

Shut up.

Exactly. We have all grown up,

but she's...

Did she bring someone?

Are we all ready?

Jesus, Nancy,

you're four hours late.

Stephanie, chill out.

This is supposed to be

a vacation.

Hello, ladies.

Hi.

This is Annie. We work together.

This is Stephanie,

Daniela and gem.

It's very nice to meet you.

You too.

Here, come with me.

We can put the beer in the

cooler.

Hey, hold up. I have some stuff

in the fridge

that needs to fit in there too.

Who is she?

I told you already.

Who said you could bring

somebody?

What's the big deal?

The big deal is the hotel room

only sleeps four.

So then I'll sleep

on the floor,

or we'll get our own room.

No, the point of this whole

weekend

was for us to get together and

catch up.

We don't even know her.

Look, she and her husband just

separated.

Okay?

She needs this.

Fine.

Whatever.

They didn't all fit,

so I thought I'd bring us one.

I like the way you think.

What?

I'll let one of you drive.

Don't worry.

Just as long as you're sober in

the morning.

Morning?

Yeah, it's too late to leave

now.

We're going to have to go in

the morning.

What do you mean it's too late?

Nancy, you're four hours late.

I had to work last night.

Well, there is this great

invention

called the phone.

Maybe leaving in the morning

isn't such a bad idea.

Come on, Annie. I'll

show you both to your room.

I guess we better go get our

stuff

from the car then.

Yeah, I'm going to start

drinking.

It's going to be a long night.

Yeah, you mean a long weekend.

Thank you.

Okay, so zip lining sounds fun.

What else is there to do?

So, we have kayaking on Sunday.

I already made our

reservations.

Oh, I only made reservations

for four.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have

come.

Of course you should have.

It's a girls' weekend, and

you're a girl.

It's okay, Annie, really.

The more, the merrier.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, not in the house.

Ew, Nance, I can't believe you

haven't quit yet.

Nancy, what a nasty habit.

How long have you been

separated

from your husband?

For like three months now.

And how long were you two

together?

We were actually high school

sweethearts,

so about twelve years.

Wow, I can't even imagine.

Of course you can't imagine.

You've never even had a

boyfriend.

I have too.

I just don't post it

all over the Internet.

Right, it must be like Nancy's

boyfriend

who doesn't even acknowledge

that she exists.

Is she even awake right now?

I'm awake.

I'm just ignoring you.

I'm going to bed.

I didn't get much sleep last

night.

Yeah, that's a shocker.

Good night.

Good night.

You know, it might not seem

like it,

but we used to be best friends.

We even lived in the same block

together.

You ladies remind me of my

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