All Girls Weekend

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I can't do it.

Please don't make me do it.

Please, let us live.

No. I'll do it. I'll do it!

Don't worry.

You know how Nancy is.

We're so gonna get hypothermia

this weekend.

Well, most importantly

we forgot the beer.

Oh, I'll get some

before we leave.

Hey, guys, we already

missed our dinner reservations.

I think it's getting too late

to leave today.

Yeah, I know.

I think I'm going to

call the hotel

and let them know

that we'll check in tomorrow.

Okay, but if

the hotel charges us,

I'm going to kick Nancy's ass.

Yeah, I don't even know

why you invited Nancy.

You haven't even spoken to her

in like,

what, six years?

Maybe it's time to accept

things change.

Okay, I don't know

what you guys are talking about.

Nancy is just the same

as she was high school.

We're the ones who have changed.

You certainly have.

Shut up.

Exactly. We have all grown up,

but she's...

Did she bring someone?

Are we all ready?

Jesus, Nancy,

you're four hours late.

Stephanie, chill out.

This is supposed to be

a vacation.

Hello, ladies.

Hi.

This is Annie. We work together.

This is Stephanie,

Daniela and gem.

It's very nice to meet you.

You too.

Here, come with me.

We can put the beer in the

cooler.

Hey, hold up. I have some stuff

in the fridge

that needs to fit in there too.

Who is she?

I told you already.

Who said you could bring

somebody?

What's the big deal?

The big deal is the hotel room

only sleeps four.

So then I'll sleep

on the floor,

or we'll get our own room.

No, the point of this whole

weekend

was for us to get together and

catch up.

We don't even know her.

Look, she and her husband just

separated.

Okay?

She needs this.

Fine.

Whatever.

They didn't all fit,

so I thought I'd bring us one.

I like the way you think.

What?

I'll let one of you drive.

Don't worry.

Just as long as you're sober in

the morning.

Morning?

Yeah, it's too late to leave

now.

We're going to have to go in

the morning.

What do you mean it's too late?

Nancy, you're four hours late.

I had to work last night.

Well, there is this great

invention

called the phone.

Maybe leaving in the morning

isn't such a bad idea.

Come on, Annie. I'll

show you both to your room.

I guess we better go get our

stuff

from the car then.

Yeah, I'm going to start

drinking.

It's going to be a long night.

Yeah, you mean a long weekend.

Thank you.

Okay, so zip lining sounds fun.

What else is there to do?

So, we have kayaking on Sunday.

I already made our

reservations.

Oh, I only made reservations

for four.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have

come.

Of course you should have.

It's a girls' weekend, and

you're a girl.

It's okay, Annie, really.

The more, the merrier.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, not in the house.

Ew, Nance, I can't believe you

haven't quit yet.

Nancy, what a nasty habit.

How long have you been

separated

from your husband?

For like three months now.

And how long were you two

together?

We were actually high school

sweethearts,

so about twelve years.

Wow, I can't even imagine.

Of course you can't imagine.

You've never even had a

boyfriend.

I have too.

I just don't post it

all over the Internet.

Right, it must be like Nancy's

boyfriend

who doesn't even acknowledge

that she exists.

Is she even awake right now?

I'm awake.

I'm just ignoring you.

I'm going to bed.

I didn't get much sleep last

night.

Yeah, that's a shocker.

Good night.

Good night.

You know, it might not seem

like it,

but we used to be best friends.

We even lived in the same block

together.

You ladies remind me of my

sisters and I

when we used to bicker all

the time.

Yeah, that's exactly what we

were like, sisters.

That must be nice.

Sometimes.

I am exhausted so I'm going to

head to bed.

Well, thank you, ladies so much

for having me.

I appreciate it.

- Of course.

- Yeah, of course.

I think I'm going to go to

sleep, too,

because I have a hard time

waking up in the morning.

We know that.

Sorry, you're staying

in the same room as Nancy.

She's asleep though.

She won't bite.

That's what you ladies think.

Good night.

You scared the hell out of me.

Oh, my god.

What are you doing out here?

Sorry, I didn't mean to startle

you.

I'm sorry Daniela is being such

a b*tch.

It's okay. It's not like I was

invited exactly, you know.

Well, no one else seemed to

care.

She just always has a huge

stick up her ass.

You know, I noticed that you

two don't

like each other very much.

We just don't have

anything in common anymore.

So then why do this weekend?

She always guilt trips me

about what happened before.

I'm scared to ask.

But what did you do

to that poor girl?

We just teased her

about her weight

when we were in high school.

Who, Daniela?

But she's not fat.

She was back then.

Over 200 pounds.

What? Oh, my gosh.

I wouldn't have imagined

that big.

Maybe a little thicker,

you know.

Psst. What are you doing?

Just having a smoke.

You better go to sleep so we

can get up early.

We will.

You don't want to get in

trouble with mama.

Yeah, right?

Well, I don't want to

get a spanking.

Yeah, sure you don't.

Woohoo!

Wow, I did not expect this

to be this far up.

Piece of cake.

Well, guess what,

i don't like cake.

Nancy, be honest with me,

has anybody ever fallen doing

this before?

No! No, look, it's physically

impossible.

You're securely strapped in.

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