All Dogs Go to Heaven Page #3

Yeah? Go on.

50% of this

is yours, right?

Charlie, take it.

You want a cut

of the steaks?

T-Bones?

Sure.

Porterhouse.

And one half

of the mignons.

This is sounding better

all the time.

Then it's a deal?

Well...

deal.

Put her there.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Boys, listen up!

My former partner

wishes to announce

That he is going

into business for himself.

You heard the boss.

Shut up!

Boys, to the mardi gras!

Charlie?

Uh, Charlie?

Ooh!

Ouch!

Watch those heels, lady.

And I am sure that I speak

For every dog amongst us

In wishing you

the best of luck

In your new venture.

And now, as a token

of our esteem,

We are presenting to you

This lucky gold watch!

Heh heh heh.

Ha ha ha!

Takes a licking

and keeps on ticking.

# No, you can't

keep a good dog... #

Killer.

Uh-Huh.

Take Charlie out back

for the big surprise.

Surprise?

What surprise, boss?

The big...

surprise.

Oh, ho ho!

You mean...

that surprise?

Oh...

oh...

you moron.

# Doggy... #

Hee hee hee!

You're

the doggonedest pal

A swell could ever have.

Ha ha.

I love you guys.

You want to sing

with me?

Charlie!

# You can't

keep a good-- #

Do you know this?

# You can't keep

a good dog down #

This is the mark.

Stay here, and don't peek.

# I've been fat and thin

# I've been out,

been in... #

Boss!

Ha ha ha!

Shut up.

Ooh!

Good-Bye, Charlie.

Heh heh heh!

Boss, can I help you

push the car? Please?

Charlie!

Ha ha ha.

Huh huh!

Killer, shut up!

# Can't keep a good dog #

# Dooooooooown! #

# Dooooooooown! #

# Ahh ahh ahh #

# Ahh ahh ahh #

# Ahh ahh ahh #

# Ahh #

Huh! Where am i?

This is the great hall

of judgment.

Judgment?!

Oh, not to worry,

Charlie.

You'll go to heaven.

All dogs go

to heaven

Because,

unlike people,

Dogs are naturally good

and loyal and kind.

That's true.

# Welcome to doing

whatever you wish #

This is really a lovely place

you got here.

# Eating whenever

you please #

Follow me...

# to a constant

temperate climate #

# We keep it

73 degrees #

We're still

on Fahrenheit here.

That's fine with me.

# Welcome to

no more rat race #

Oh, boy.

# To order and ca

lm instead #

Ah, great.

# Welcome... #

# To being dead #

What?

You mean I'm--I'm--

Stone cold,

I'm afraid.

I can't believe it!

I've been murdered!

I'm having trouble

Finding any goodness

or loyalty here,

But let me see.

He killed me!

I beg your pardon?

A mistake's

been made here!

# I don't want to die #

# You got

the wrong guy #

# I was double-Crossed

by a dirty rat #

# Actually, this rat

was a dog #

# But his car ran me down

, I just blew out of jail #

# I just got back to town

# Hey, this is hard

to explain #

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