All American Zombie Drugs Page #6

Synopsis: Vinny and Sebastion, two burnouts, going nowhere in small town suburbia and still riding the high of their high-school days, start a business doing the only thing they have ever excelled at...drugs. With the help of a jealous girlfriend and a rich goth chick, Vinny and Sebastion take on the mob, angry, geeky, frat-boys, and zombies in the search of the perfect high.
Director(s): Alex Ballar
Production: Midnight Releasing
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.5
PG-13
Year:
2010
99 min
Website
56 Views


THAT WAS FUNNY.

I USED TO LOVE THAT SH*T, MAN.

THAT WAS FUNNY.

YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY

THAT WAS FUNNY.

YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY

'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY

'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA HAIRY.

'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA HAIRY.

I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN

HAIRY.

I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN

APE, EITHER.

I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN

APE, EITHER.

YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH

APE, EITHER.

YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH

THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH

THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.

THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR

THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.

THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR

NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR

NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU WHATEVER.

NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU WHATEVER.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

WHATEVER.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

IT'S ALL GOOD.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

NO.

YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

NO.

I WAS THE JOKE -- YOUR JOKE.

NO.

I WAS THE JOKE -- YOUR JOKE.

YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG

I WAS THE JOKE -- YOUR JOKE.

YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG

OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT,

YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG

OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT,

AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.

OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT,

AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.

YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS

BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.

YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS

HAVEN'T.

YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS

HAVEN'T.

BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

HAVEN'T.

BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A

BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A

PARASITE, RIGHT?

I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A

PARASITE, RIGHT?

GOOD ONE.

PARASITE, RIGHT?

GOOD ONE.

WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND

GOOD ONE.

WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND

EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...

WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND

EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...

SURE.

EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...

SURE.

...GET TO WORK.

SURE.

...GET TO WORK.

WORK? YEAH?

...GET TO WORK.

WORK? YEAH?

WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?

WORK? YEAH?

WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?

WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL

WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?

WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL

FIELD.

WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL

FIELD.

AGRICULTURE?!

FIELD.

AGRICULTURE?!

WOW!

AGRICULTURE?!

WOW!

[ LAUGHS ]

WOW!

[ LAUGHS ]

I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

[ LAUGHS ]

I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU

I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU

GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU

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