All American Christmas Carol

Synopsis: Living for fun, shouldering no responsibilities and trolloping around in a drunken haze with any guy who'll have her, Cindy Wegman is trailer park trash through and through - so much so that when one of her kids' fathers dies and returns to herald the coming of three Christmas spirits to guide her towards redemption (ala Dickens' 'A Christmas Carol'), she only gets the trashy sort she deserves.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ron Carlson
Production: August Heart Entertainment
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
4.6
NOT RATED
Year:
2013
88 min
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[ "JINGLE BELLS" PLAYS ] [ ROCKABILLY PLAYS ] - HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

LOTS OF TOYS COME ON NOW,

MAKE SOME NOISE CHRISTMAS TREES

AND THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS COME ON, BABY, HOLD ME TIGHT I GOT YOU

UNDER THE MISTLETOE AND HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

A-DON'T LET GO HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

DON'T LET GO HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

SANTA'S SLEIGH RUDY IN FRON TO LIGHT THE WAY I NEED MORE TIME

TO GET IT DONE I NEED MORE TIME

FOR CHRISTMAS FUN I'M ALL READY

FOR THE CHRISTMAS SNOW AND HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

A-DON'T LET GO AND HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

A-DON'T LET GO MAMAS AND PAPAS

AND KIDS AND DOGS TO FIND A PLACE WHERE THEY

WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS LOGS SANTA, PLEASE HURRY NOW,

DON'T BE LATE WHOA! IT'S A SPECIAL DATE HEY [ GUITAR SOLO ] HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

TIME TO EAT THAT TURKEY AND GRAVY

GONNA BE SO SWEET LOOK AT THE PRESENTS

UNDERNEATH THE TREE I WISH EVERYONE

WAS AS LUCKY AS ME A CHRISTMAS ANGEL

WANTS US TO KNOW THAT HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

A-DON'T LET GO HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

DON'T LET GO YOUR MAMAS AND PAPAS

AND KIDS AND DOGS TO FIND A PLACE WHERE THEY

WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS LOGS SANTA, PLEASE HURRY NOW,

AND DON'T BE LATE WHOA! IT'S A SPECIAL DATE HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

LOTS OF TOYS A-COME ON NOW,

AND MAKE SOME NOISE THE CHRISTMAS TREES

AND THE CHRISTMAS SIGHTS A-COME ON, BABY,

NOW A-HOLD ME TIGHT I GOT YOU

UNDER THE MISTLETOE A-HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

A-DON'T LET GO I'M ALL READY

FOR THE CHRISTMAS SNOW A-HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,

A-DON'T LET GO THE CHRISTMAS ANGEL

WANTS US ALL TO KNOW YEAH! THAT HERE COMES CHRISTMAS A-HERE COMES CHRISTMAS YEAH! YEAH COME ON, SANTA [ BELL JINGLES ] [ COIN CLINKS ] [ BELL JINGLES ] [ BABY CRIES ] -THAT IS CINDY WEGMAN. [ SIGHS ] JUST LOOK AT HER -- THREE KIDS,

THREE DIFFERENT DADDIES... AND BARELY A PENNY TO HER NAME. SHE'S NEVER GONNA MAKE SOMETHING

OF HERSELF. SHE'S GONNA GO

RIGHT IN THE DUMPER. -MM-HMM. -LET'S FIND SOME CONTOUR TO MAKE

YOUR FACE LOOK SMALLER. [ BABY COOING ] -[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] DOODLE, LOOK AT THIS CRAP. CHRISTMAS -- IT'S FOR SUCKERS. [ CRASH ] WHOA. -[ SIGHS ] ARE YOU GONNA

CONTROL YOUR KID? -SKOAL, DON'T GO

BREAKING STUFF, SWEETIE! COME ON! GEEZ. [ CRASH ] -AH! CINDY WEGMAN. I SEE YOU POPPED OU ANOTHER ONE. [ CHUCKLES ] -YOU SLUMMING

AT THE DOLLAR KING AGAIN? -DOLLAR KING IS

ABOUT THE LAST PLACE YOU CAN GO TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE

SINCE YOUR MOM PASSED. YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PICKING UP

THE SCISSORS AGAIN? -NO. -I THINK YOU SHOULD

REOPEN GIRL CURL... EVEN IF IT'S JUS FOR CHRISTMAS. -WORK IS FOR SUCKERS. -AAH! HMM.

WAS THAT ONE OF YOURS? -HEY. KIDS. [ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? -GUESS YOU DO HAIR BETTER

THAN YOU RAISE KIDS. -[ SIGHS ] I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW

TO LIVE YOUR LIFE, WAYNE. I'M JUST GIVING YOU

VALUABLE ADVICE -- FOR FREE! -I KNOW, MR. WINK. I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE

ADVANCE ON MY PAYCHECK. BEING THAT IT'S CHRISTMAS,

THESE KIDS NEED THINGS. -THESE AREN'T EVEN YOUR KIDS! I MEAN, SHE'S GOT LIKE

THREE OR FOUR OF THEM ALL FROM DIFFERENT DADDIES. CINDY WEGMAN IS A HIT AND RUN -- YOU HIT IT...

AND THEN YOU RUN. YOU GOT A FUTURE, BOY. DON'T END UP BEING

THE DUM-DUM DADDY THAT WINDS UP PAYING

FOR HER MISTAKES. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? -I DO. THANK YOU, SIR. SO, CAN I HAVE THE ADVANCE? -ARE YOU JUST... WHEN I'M TALKING... NO! -[SIGHS]

-GET OUT! -[ SIGHS ] -GET OUT! -OHH. [ SMACKS GLASS ] -YOU MISSED IT, MOM. -GO TELL SOME SUCKER YOU HAVEN' EATEN SINCE TUESDAY. -EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY

TO BUY SOME FOOD? IT'S CHRISTMAS. -HERE WE GO, DEAR. -YES! MY TURN. -OH. GOOD JOB. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. MOMMY'S GONNA WIN

THEM SCRATCHERS, READY? YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW CHRISTMAS. NOBODY IS GETTING ANYTHING

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