All American Bikini Car Wash Page #4

I mean it would be nice

if it worked but...

We could run specials. Buy five

washes, get one free.

Theme days! Hot nurses!

And I'll do it for free.

Just help me get her.

Psh... Dude get in line,

alright?

Only a special kind of guy goes

balls deep with Tori.

Why don't you try with someone

like Amanda?

Amanda is totally into Tori.

Whatever, I just mean

someone more realistic, and less

Tori-ish.

My god. Wouldn't it be funny

if he lost Tori to a girl?

No! It would be uproarious.

It's just that, you guys always

get the girls, you know?

And I'm just, not.

I should be proud right now,

but I don't wanna think

about you alone in your room

next time I'm banging.

Come on, Jack, let's help this

bastard get laid.

Awe, dammit. I got myself into

this mess, didn't I?

Yup. But this could be

your chance.

Yo, my bro graduated with a

degree in engineering

and now he's flipping burgers.

It's sh*t out there, man.

Us millennials, we're screwed.

Look if you join the team,

I cannot guarantee you're

gonna land her.

Just guarantee that you'll try.

Remember the millennials.

F*** it.

That's the spirit! Yeah!

Can one of you boys help rub

some oil on me?

So, Tori,

I've got a possible business

proposition for you.

What do you think of this blue?

I love it. Take off these

bottoms.

And they go good with

these, too.

What do you think about

this one?

That one's cute. I like the

polka dots.

This must be what Heaven

looks like.

I don't think there are girls in

bikinis in Heaven, Vex! Geez!

Hey Marvin, big favor.

Shut the f*** up!

Shutting up.

Guys, is this too skimpy?

Hell yeah!

For the record, this is gonna

be f***ing awesome!

Holy sh*t, dude we got one!

Hey welcome. How can we

help you?

I want a car wash.

Kelly!

Hey, baby. Did you want the

standard wash, the premium,

or the 'Happy-Ending

Please-Cum-All-Over-Me Rubdown'?

I'll take the last one.

Please pull it... around.

And then you enter...

through the rear.

Yes, Ma'am!

Hi!

Hi! I'm sorry!

It's all good.

I've got plenty of life

to live but it's safe to say

that this will be the best

job I'll ever have!

No doubt, dude.

And with any luck, word of

mouth will spread.

Yeah, everyone is gonna know

about this bikini car wash.

Hey, guys!

Hey.

Brit! You totally missed the

grand opening

of Jack's bikini car wash!

That's 'cause I wasn't aware

Jack had started his own

business.

-It's no big deal. It's just

for my business class.

Yeah, and the whole

bikini aspect

is just a marketing thing.

Yeah, right!

The important thing is just

running the business.

Yeah. Yeah, sure. My bad.

So you have girls in bikinis

washing cars?

Yeah, Brit. It's a

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