All About the Money Page #4

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We don't like you anyway.

You still sporting that dick

broom on the top of your lip?

Ha! Wow! Dick broom.

Still not funny.

You better come up with better material when

you go visit your buddy at the funny farm.

You're gonna need to lighten

the mood.

- Rick, English, please.

- Your buddy Kurt

completely bombed

in the boardroom.

You know what, scratch that,

he didn't just bomb,

that mo-Fo kamikazed it.

Aaah!

Ooh, ah-soooo!

Ohhhh!

What the f*** are you dinks

making cars for anyhow?

- You can't drive for sh*t!

- This is an outrage!

- He f***ing hates the Asians.

- Harro?

Bring me some ramen noodles!

He basically offended

everybody in the room.

Mr. Horny,

rock-and-roll time!

Then he stepped up

to his father-in-law/boss

and let him know that he actually prefers

to cram it in his daughter's pooper.

I had anal intercourse

with your daughter!

You're finished, you hear me?!

You son of a b*tch!

Ah, romantic.

I got to tell ya,

it was the singular greatest/worst

thing I have ever seen.

Man, I ain't even

tryin' to hear this sh*t.

Christopher, you may not be

trying to hear this,

but, broheim, it is all true.

Christopher...

Vincent... never forget this.

Cradle my balls.

- Yeah, whatever.

- Go f*** yourself.

Guess it can't get

any worse than this sh*t.

Who took the last goddamn

roll of toilet paper!

So, is this what life's

all about:

infidelity, going crazy,

hopeless dreaming?

Wait a minute,

hopeless dreaming?

What?

Vincent.

Christopher?

F***in' Chodewell?

That's Chodewell.

That is Chodewell!

Do you remember him

in gym class?

He had the little rib cage,

looked like a bird was in it?

Yeah, but most adults actually

call me by my real name,

Dr. Chadwell.

What are you up to?

'Cause, you know, you two

were the most popular

guys in school.

So, Vincent, right, you,

you must be a, what, CEO

of a multinational

corporation by now,

and, Christopher,

I can only imagine that you...

you are playing professional

football for all these years,

maybe for the Broncos,

am I right?

No, you missed the mark

just a little bit.

I'm actually broke and jobless.

Chris's here's wife's pregnant

by another man's semen,

and somewhere in this hospital,

Kurt has lost his damn mind

with a mental breakdown.

Holy sh*t! Wow, you guys.

You are quite the success

stories, aren't you?

Man, Christopher, I still

remember that game...

- Armando Garcia...

- I was 19!

- You were 22!

- I was 19!

Mr. Garcia is

Colombia's biggest drug lord

and the head

of the Garcia cartel,

which is responsible

for smuggling tons

of cocaine into

the United States each year.

Mr. Robinson then issued

a $25 million reward

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