Bail enforcement! Lil J,|don't you f*ckin' move!
Listen, I can explain, OK?|Let me explain it!
What the hell you watchin'?!|Sit down!
OK. I was comin' down|to see y'all today, OK?
I called my mom to|give me a f*ckin' lift...
...'cause my bike broke down!
Yeah, tell it to Martinez!
He's used to hearin' that bullshit.
On your feet.|Come on.
Hands on your head.
Don't get gitchy.|Relax.
A little somethin' to|make this go away, maybe?
Come on, Tyson.|F*ckin' bounty hunters...
...don't make no real cheese,|anyway, do ya?
Get on the f*cking--
You ain't got no money,|'cause if you did...
...you wouldn't live in a trailer park.
I ain't goin' back to f*ckin' jail.
Oh, yeah. You goin'.
Get off of my motherf*ckin' boyfriend!
- Get out of my house!|- Oh, shit!
You OK, baby?|Get his ass, baby, get him!
Shoot that motherf*cker!
Blast him!|Blast that motherf*cker!
I'll be goddamned!
Got your ass now!|Uh-huh, motherf*cker!
Hands behind your back!
You're goin' to f*ckin' jail!
Where is he?
I took him to County.
County?! I was supposed|to take him to County.
You were supposed to take him to County?
I didn't hear that part.
Bucum, why is it every time|I send you out on a job...
Why is that?
Because people don't mind|their own f*ckin' business.
If they stay outta mine's...
...you wouldn't hear|gunshots reported.
Oh, that's very funny.
Sorry if I forgot to laugh...
...but I've been on the phone|for an hour...
- ...cleanin' up your shit.|- And?
What you want me to do?|Start knockin' on the door?
Come with me."
Or do you want me to|go in and get 'em?
Oh, you get 'em.|It's just how you get 'em.
Get you when I come out.
- Got it.|- I'm talkin' to you!
You walkin' away from me?
Yeah. I've got to find|the sports section.
Look at this, huh?
...and I just quit today.
Jesus Christ. Why do I|even bother with this guy?
Hey, Pam, what's shakin'?
Nothin' but ass.
Did the Heat beat the Knicks last night?
The Heat lost by one point.
I put your little fish|on your desk over there.
Almost don't count.
You should have took me with you.
I could have had your back.
- Maybe next time.|- Right.
Well, anyway, next time you decide...
...you want to spend $600 on a fish...
...why don't you just|send me to St. Thomas...
...and I can catch|his little ass for you.
Don't make me mess up my nails.
Thank you, Pam.
It's a little short.
You know what you need,|Bucum? A partner.
Somebody to help you|apprehend these guys...
...without shots being|fired all the time.
Well, stop bullshittin'|and put me on the payroll!
I can get some real bonds, maybe|I can get a f*ckin' Tonto.
You know I can't insure you.|You're too high a risk.
I don't see nobody else in here...
...bringin' Lil J in,|so insured or not...
Little more grip,|little less lip.
You know what?
...go in business for myself.
Ain't that right, Pam?
Yep...or you could|win the lottery.
And we got a pool goin'|in my apartment complex.
I can get you in on it.
Black people don't win that shit.
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