All About Steve Page #2
- while my apartment is being fumigated.
- You live with your parents?
Temporarily, yes, I live at home.
But, then again, so do all of you.
So there. Now-
- You don't have a husband, do you?
- Or a boyfriend.
- Kids, come on.
- [Giggling]
[Microphone Feedback]
No. Not-Not at- Not at this time.
Though I have had liaisons.
##[Ballad]
#Soon Yi was a pilot in the nationally known #
#Amazing ladies of the outer ozone #
#She didn't have no kids
She didn't have no time #
#She looked good in a hat
She had a natural way #
- # With tools and no car #
- Shoot.
- #She went to UCLA#
- No, no, no, no, no.
benign positional vertigo.
- Do you mind not driving until I can get my-
- [Coin Clinks]
Okay. Okay. All right.
- [Thuds]
- Ow.
- #And I don't know why life #
- [Dog Growls]
#It seems to be #
#So hard for dreamers #
#Like you and me ##
Mary? How'd it go?
Smashing success.
Or as they say in old Paris,
coup de matre, meaning "masterstroke."
- Okay, I'm gonna go upstairs and, uh, get ready.
- Good.
Oh. So you're going ahead with the date?
[Sighs]
Yes. Of course.
Look how excited I am. Better get going...
if I'm gonna fall in love and get proposed to...
register at Barnes and "Normal"...
have a beautiful wedding
with an accordion band and little, tiny...
plastic bride and groom on top of a cake,
posing like this.
[Chuckles]
I'm gonna go.
I just want her to be happy.
Yeah.
Go out and have some fun.
Mm-hmm. You ever wanna see any grandchildren...
you're gonna have to burn those damn boots.
- [Squeaking]
- Carol, I have a date.
A blind one.
[Groans]
But...
if this Steven is anything better than
excessively hideous...
I think we really should try and make it work.
Because, if society wants me to be normal...
then normal we shall be, right?
Yes.
Oh, and, Carol, I really would appreciate
your support on this too.
And by "support," I don't mean that.
[Squeaking]
- [Mother] Mary?
- [Door Opens]
[Singsongy]
Knock, knock, knock.
Oh. Look at you.
Already have- repeatedly.
Mar. He's hot.
[Whispering] Please don't mean on the inside.
[Clears Throat]
- [Man] I'm a cameraman for CCN-
- [Father] Mm-hmm?
- A news program.
- We don't really watch-
- Work with a guy called Hartman Hughes.
Ever seen him?
- No. Can't say I have, but-
[Mother Clears Throat]
[Clears Throat]
[Both Chuckle]
Hey, Mary. I'm Steve.
[Father Chuckles]
[Whispering]
Carol. Carol, I bring news.
There's been a-
There's been a most unexpected turn of events.
My date is substantially
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