All About E Page #2

who's a little too smashed

on his own merchandise

to realise he's mislaid

a small matter of, what,

say, half a million

in used 50s?

So why don't we keep it?

No! Because that taxi driver

is probably

navigating under water

as we speak,

and I tell you, I cannot swim!

Calm the f*** down.

No-one knows that we have this.

They find the taxi driver,

they find us.

I want it out of the house

now. Bad Karma!

Come on, Matt. You want

to leave Johnny, right?

Oh, my god!

Of course!

F***.

He didn't leave anything!

You've got the wrong man!

I didn't find anything!

No, wait, no!

Boss?

Why do you have to bullshit

everyone?

- I didn't.

- Oh, for sure.

The flowers were for me!

Yoo-hoo! Mr and Mrs Toreador.

Hi, girls.

Hi, Mitze, kitty.

Matt and his machine.

You can always tell a man

by what he rides.

Hey, arse f***ers!

Old, f***ing fags!

- What the f*** is that?

- Waste of a good Holden.

Piss off and leave us alone.

Suck my dick, ya f***in' dyke.

My pleasure, darling... Wa-hey!

If I could find

the tiny thing, I so would.

What did he say to me?

Psycho b*tch! F*** off!

You ok, girls?

Aren't you

a little ninja turtle?

Just young boys, letting off

a bit of steam, Darl.

I'm sure I f***ed

one of those boys last month.

I need a drink. Come on.

Bye, Matt.

Bye, E.

F***! Oh, my god.

What the f***?

Do you know

how much these cost now?

Oh, he must have every model!

Come on!

- You didn't lock the door.

- Me? you were last to leave.

Sh*t! Sh*t.

You said nobody knew.

We have to go to the police.

Stop screaming.

I'm trying to think.

I'm sure that car

is following us.

Ohh.

A mother and two kidsyeah.

We just need to find someone

who'll put us up

for a couple of days

while we work out what to do,

ok?

What about Leonora,

my old landlady?

We are not that desperate.

Oh!

Who is this girl?

She was a beachside romance.

She really loves me.

Well! That went well.

Mum!

Dad!

She said

she was a bit confused.

Not anymore.

Hey, Lou.

It's been over a year.

Wait - I've got your money.

Plus 100 to say thanks.

Took you long enough. What

happened, you rob a bank?

Look, the thing is, Lou,

we need a place to stay,

just for a few days.

- I don't think that's a g...

- Habibti.

You know I wouldn't ask

unless it was urgent.

Nah, nah. My mum was right

about you. You're trouble, E.

If we're finished with those

people you've dumped, ignored

or fought with, we might have

no other alternative.

You said she was

a total fruit loop.

Well, that doesn't mean

she can't be trusted.

I had a feeling

you'd be coming.

Many happy returns.

Don't ask.

Leonora. Leonora Laventallini.

E. Just E.

Well, that's short

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