Alien Abduction Page #2

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- Whoooo!

Yay!

- For how long?

- Honey, I'm gonna plug it back in

as soon as my phone is

finished charging, I promise.

Prepare to exit freeway in 0.5 miles.

- Oh...

- Hmm?

You're getting off the highway?

- Apparently, yeah.

- OK.

I don't think that's right.

My google directions do not have

us getting off the highway, here.

You have to trust Judy, dear. I

use this GPS all the time.

Judy?

Yes, Judy, she's-she's dating Hal.

She knows people and she gets

me exactly where I need to go.

- You gotta trust that.

- Ahhh! I can't even get service out here.

- Me neither.

- You don't have any?

No!

- Corey, do you have any service?

- He's asleep.

- Approaching left turn.

- OK. Well, here's the turn.

This doesn't seem right.

- Approaching right turn.

- OK, go right. OK.

I don't think I'd wanna get lost out here.

'Cause this is the sticks.

We're fine... I think.

So, that's why we're going down this creepy road.

- It's like 'Deliverance'

- Well, minus the anal rape.

Corey sleeping.

Jillian sleeping.

- Mom, can I sit up front?

- Oh. Sure, honey.

Wow, look at this view, huh? Jesus.

Honey, I don't think there's gonna

be a highway anywhere down there.

I don't see anything down there.

- This is crazy.

- Dad, where are we?

- In the middle of nowhere.

- Look guy-guys...

Are we lost?

We're not lost, we're getting off

this road in a few minutes. OK?

- Approaching left turn.

- See?

Trust Judy. She knows where she's going. Whoa!

This looks pretty lost, to me.

- Dad! Be careful!

- Do you want me to drive?

No, I don't. Thank you very much.

Just try not to piss me off.

- This is, basically, the same road.

- Yes, I can see that, Katie, thank you so much.

Dad, can you please, just slow down?

I feel like I'm gonna puke.

Hey! We're in the goddamn

mountains, alright? I didn't

make the roads. They curve!

What do you wnat me to do?

Peter!

OK, guys. I'm- I'm sorry, but... just back off.

It's hard enough to drive these roads

without you guys badgering me, alright? Please.

It's getting a little better.

It's better? There's hope for the 22 miles.

Son of a b*tch!

- What is it?

- We're low on gas.

What?

What? How did we get so low?

What do you want me to say, Katie? We're in

the mountains, the roads go up and down,

we've haven't got gas for a

while. We're low on gas!

OK. Let's all just calm down.

Can you pull over somewhere?

Pull up? Really? You wanna pull over?

What the hell is that gonna

accomplish, pulling over?

Oh, great ...

Oh, yeah, let's not pull over.

Actually, Let's turn around,

- go back to the rest stop and ask...

- We don't need to turn around at all.

- We don't need to do anything!

- Yes, we do!

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