Alfie Page #3
was banging on about yesterday.
Elegant Limousine and Chauffeur.
This is where I make
my reasonably honest living.
Standards of elegance has taken
quite a pounding, wouldnt you say?
I know. Believe me,
Currently parked on one
is my best mate and future
business partner, Marlon.
Black. Like Lonettes skin...
...which I will never again touch.
my man on top form.
See, Marlons got a problem.
lts called Lonette.
And very recently, it dumped him.
Oh, dear. Come on,
what was it this time?
Three a. m. begging, at her front door.
- Level of inebriation?
- Vomiting.
Right. So let me get this straight.
You were at her front door,
begging and vomiting?
And what,
Alfie? Why is there no Stoli
in car number two?
Ive no idea.
I gotta watch this guy like a hawk.
That little chaps name is Wing.
My boss and owner
of this tragic enterprise.
- Wipe that car good.
- Owner, that is, till me and Marlon
swing a loan and buy it out
from underneath his scrawny...
Hello. You miss bird sh*t.
Wing.
Hes barking mad.
Check out the way he talks
to the little woman.
Shes given him her best years,
cooked his chop suey,
helped with the business, and I bet
at one time he couldnt wait
to rip off her kimono.
And now look at him.
And Im supposed to respect
the institution of marriage?
Thats a great figure, man.
We swing that loan,
cash your IRA, I hock my Vespa...
Were gonna take Wing
by surprise with an offer like this.
I couldve predicted this. See,
Marlon and Lonette have reached
that critical 18-month Where are
we going, what are we doing,
whats happening here? crisis point
that rears its ugly head
in every relationship.
Lonette wanted ring, home, baby.
Marlon wanted another 18 months
to make sure nothing better
was coming his way.
I f***ed up egregiously.
of that birthday calendar.
By the time he realized hed made
a mistake and he wanted her back...
- ... it was too late.
- Hey, stranger.
Hey.
Carol.
- Carol. Hi, Carol.
- Hi.
You look wonderful.
So, Carol, well, its nice
to see you again. You be well.
Whats up with that?
Put it this way, the show closed
after one performance only.
- Do I even wanna know why?
- No. Come on,
it would be less than discreet
to tell you why.
Hair on the arms. Seriously.
Long, thick...
What are you talking about?
You dont have hair on your arms?
- Youre looking very lovely tonight.
- Thank you.
Dude, the iron door
has slammed shut, man.
Classic, isnt it?
Now that he cant have her,
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