Albert Page #4

[somber music]

[dark music]

- I'll get us a new ride

faster than you can say

"Every wish comes true

if the wisher who wishes it

wishes hard enough!"

- Where'd you dig her up?

Come on, let's go back

to that cozy, wozy

wonderful store.

- You're a quitter.

- I'm a realist, pal.

Even if she does find us

a truck, which she won't,

what are the chances it's

gonna take us to Baker's--

[engine turns]

- Yoo-hoo!

Baker's Hill anyone?!

- Maisie, ha ha ha,

you're amazing!

- Unbelievable.

- I'm the best,

I'm the best!

Aw, yeah!

I'm the best!

Ooh-ooh!

I found a truck! Ooh, yeah!

Let's go!

[ominous Latin music]

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[soft music]

Oh, boy! This is gonna be

the best Christmas ever!

Can you feel it, Albert?

- Whoa!

[chuckles]

There are stars in the sky

and snow on the ground.

It's everything Christmas

should be.

[sighs]

But something's still missing.

It's me!

[upbeat music]

Bows top presents

perfectly

Snow's like frosting

on a tree

The stockings

and the sleigh bells

Are a lovely touch

But there's room for

improvement in everything

And Christmas

is missing a certain zing!

It's a matter of time

until I get to shine

And then everyone will see

The best thing that can happen

to Christmas

The best thing

that can happen to Christmas

The best thing that can happen

to Christmas

Is me

- What about Santa?

- Yeah, he's pretty great.

- And the nine flying reindeer?

- Uh, there were only eight.

- When it comes

to Christmas

You can't have too

Much

- There's more to be merry

and sing about

The timing is right,

and the moment's now

- The star of the evening

might not be the star

But, actually, the tree!

- The best thing that can

happen to Christmas

The best thing

that can happen to Christmas

The best thing that can happen

to Christmas

Is meeeee

Yaahhh!

[whack]

- Ha ha ha! The best thing

that could happen to Christmas

is me...

beating the sap out of

the shiniest, twinkliest,

Christmas tree in the world!

- Whoa! What's happening?

[tense music]

[Cactus Pete groans]

- "Bakers Hill.

Paper--Paper Mill?"

[all exclaiming]

- Aah!

- Aah!

[buzzer blaring]

Oh!

- I don't wanna die

in screaming agony!

[whimpering]

Hold on to something big!

- At least we got rid of

Cactus Pete!

- Think again!

Ha ha!

- Albert!

[bang, crunch]

- Maisie!

Hang on, I'm comin'!

[banging, crunching]

- Oh!

- Wrong again.

You're goin'!

- Oh!

- Ha ha!

Oh, boy.

- Ah...aah!

[dramatic music]

- Yes!

Pete, I know a way out.

But I need your help.

- What's your plan?

- Gene can flip the switch!

[groans]

- This is not a plan.

It's--aah!

[intense music]

- Hurry up, Gene!

- Hurry!

[grunts]

It's stuck!

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