Albert Page #2

That's so close!

- Ugh. What are they

putting in your mulch?

- Wait, now hold on,

hold on, hold on.

You're leaving us, Albert?

[plants murmur]

- Albert, we--we love you.

[cacti whimpering, sobbing]

- I will never forget

you guys.

- Again, I don't wanna

alarm anybody,

but Albert,

your ride's leavin'!

[gasps]

- You'll be sorry!

- No. I'll be

a Christmas tree!

[laughs]

ALL:
Go, go, go!

- No, no, no!

- What the dingus

is goin' on here?

[plants gasp]

- Oops!

[clang]

[lightly suspenseful music]

- Go, Albert.

Follow your dreams!

- Ha ha ha ha!

[chuckles]

It's gonna be a very

peaceful Christmas this year.

[squish]

- Ooh!

[clang]

[cacti giggling]

[exciting music]

[]

- Whaa--

Albert!

[gasps]

- Albert!

- Maisie!

[exciting music]

[thud]

[grunts]

- Whoo-hoo!

[]

- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh--

- Whoa--oh-oh-oh!

No, no, no!

Oh, my lights!

I can't be the Empire City

Tree without my lights!

Yaaaah!

Oof!

- One more stop

at Baker's Hill and then...

- Empire City!

And then...

- The greatest Christmas Tree

in the world!

- Whoa!

So this is outside.

- Yeah, brutal, ugly, and cold.

Brrr...

[soft crying]

- Do you hear that?

It's like someone's crying.

[crying continues]

- We're being transplanted!

[laughs] Aww!

Aren't they cute?

[all crying]

- Can I tell you a secret?

I'm on my

way to a new place too.

You think I'm scared?

I am.

- You are?

- Yeah, even a big tree like me.

Sometimes we all feel small.

But that's okay,

as long as it doesn't stop you

from doing big things.

[giggles]

[bang]

ALL:
Whoa!

[gasps]

[suspenseful music]

Noooooo!

[rapid hopping thuds]

- Uh, Dad, what's Grandma's

little tree doing on the truck?

- You're seeing things,

honey.

- Not things.

Grandma's tree!

- Ah...

[brakes squeak]

[clattering]

- Uh-oh!

- Oh, bite my bark.

[suspenseful music]

[]

[dramatic musical buildup]

- Holy Blitzen!

Coulda sworn I covered those up.

- The tree was here.

I saw it!

- Maybe you're just hungry,

sweetie.

Let's get some lunch!

I see things

when I'm hungry, too.

One time,

I saw a giant fried chicken.

- Whoo!

That was close.

- I think I wet my soil.

[muffled]

Help!

Help!

[louder]

Help!

Help!

- Talking snow!

- Whoa! The outside

is a strange

and mysterious place.

[groans]

Ugh!

Someone's underneath!

[gasps]

[whimpers]

Cold, cold, cold!

[gasping breath]

Ohh...

Ohh...uhh!

Sweet relief!

I got snow in places

no cactus should have snow!

- Hey, are you okay, mister?

- Mister?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

like you don't know who I am.

I love it, the whole

not recognizing me thing.

Hello!

Cactus Pete!

Come on down

to Cactus Pete's

We'll show you

A prickly good

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