Al Penguino

Season #christmas

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AP:
well, well, well, if it ain't santa claus

AP:
vengeance.

AP:
oh! i don't know, (pause) STEALING MY IDEAS YEARS AGO!?!?!?

AP:
well what about the automatic nutcracker?

AP:
what did you call me?

AP:
(chuckles) CRAZY???

AP:
(chuckles) and you're the one to talk (laughs)

AP:
You want crazy? Ill give ya crazy. let's see how the kiddies react when they learn that SANTA DIED ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!

AP:
who are you goons?

AP:
this is just a great opportunity to shoot more people

AP:
curses, PENGUINS!

AP:
(sarcastically) oh no! the cops! did not expect that at all.

AP:
just take me.

AP:
(sarcastically) ill get you next time! you will,(groan) you will.

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