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Benny's a smart kid.

You can't put

his pinga on lockdown.

-That's no fun.

-Not funny.

Let him go,

'cause he's gonna go anyway.

And you'd let Becca

do the same thing?

Oh, hell no!

She's not going on

any sleepovers

until after she's married.

[chuckling]

That's not fair.

Fine, I'm kidding...

Kind of.

When did he get old enough

to do things

he's not old enough to do?

[club music playing]

Gentlemen! My lady!

-Woo!

-Yeah!

Thank you!

To friends, to us,

to a great night!

To the boogie!

Yeah!

- I'm so tired.

-Oh, come on.

These are for you.

I'm staying the night

at John's place

and you two are spending

the night at my place

because my roommate's

out tonight.

-Really?

-Of course!

Happy honeymoon, honey.

-You are the best!

-Oh, my God!

-Total perfection tonight

-It kind of was.

It still is.

I love you, Benny.

I love you too, Julie.

Thank you.

OK, John.

Say goodnight to the boys.

It's time to go night-night.

-Nighty-night, guys.

-Goodnight, John.

See ya!

I would love to.

Oh, God.

Do I even need to tell you

which side is Julie's?

God love her.

Love her.

I'm starting to like you

more and more.

Wait, wait.

Let me help you.

[giggling]

I have to say,

I imagined this happening,

but not on flowery sheets.

Morning.

Good morning.

What time is it?

10:
20.

I wish we could

stay here all day.

Be great.

But, dude, your breath stinks.

Are you ticklish?

No.

Stop! Stop!

-Take it back?

-I take it back.

Your breath doesn't stink!

-Take it back.

-I take it back.

How did everything go?

It was fun.

Yeah?

The club was good?

Yeah, it was great.

It was really packed.

And, um, what's his name,

Christopher...

Was he there?

Yes. Yeah, he was there.

Is this going to get serious?

-Ma.

-Just a question, Benny.

I don't know...

Maybe.

[crowd noises]

Ma, Dad, this is Christopher.

-Hi.

-Nice to meet you both.

Nice to meet you, Christopher.

It's nice to finally meet you,

the day you're taking

our son away from us.

-Ma!

-No. Just kidding,

It's so nice of you

to invite Benny

down to Florida

for spring break.

Yeah, of course.

I'd rather he stay

in a nice home

instead of one of those

big party hotels.

I'm no partier, guys.

And my Mom will be there.

Great.

Wish I could come too.

Maybe next time, Ma.

Maybe next time.

So, you know where you're going?

Yeah.

We've got it all mapped out.

Christopher knows where

we're going camping on the way.

It's all good, Ma.

OK. I worry, you know that.

It's my job.

I'll text you updates.

-Not while you're driving.

-Of course not.

Benny, come with me

for a minute?

We'll be right back.

-Ah, Dad.

-Be smart.

Come here.

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