Agent X44 Page #2

I need your help.

The Philippines' most important artifact

has been stolen!

- What?!

- Yes! Stop asking stupid questions!

Lapu-Lapu's sword is gone.

I need your best agent to retrieve it.

I worked so hard to retrieve it.

Is there a suspect?

Yes! Faggots who disguised

as statues to get into the museum.

Assign me to the mission.

You must be out of your mind, Falcon!

You'll be retiring next month!

I retrieved that sword

from Carlos Magallanes...

The Portuguese smuggler,

three decades ago.

- Remember?

- You were strong then.

Young, fresh and resilient.

Your words are too harsh.

Have you forgotten that wine

tastes better as it ages?

As coconut wine ages,

it turns into vinegar.

Your ferocity is on a different level.

Is this a menopausal symptom?

Come on, Cynthia!

I won't be able to rest

until I retrieve that sword.

Let this be Agent X44's last mission

before he dies.

Don't force the issue!

We all know that you already get 20%

discount for medicines, in restaurants...

Even for transportation fare

as a senior citizen!

- How about Agent 168?

- He's in Hong Kong!

- Agent 555?

- He has an assignment in Japan!

- Why not King?

- No!

- Junior?

- No!

Tony!

Just not those two!

Get out of my way!

Godfather!

Cynthia, we have no choice!

Just trust my instincts about King.

Where is my Reserve Agents file?

Why is it missing?

Who took it?

Ma'am!

Where did you get this? Are you a spy?

No, ma'am.

This is what happened...

You were walking down the hallway

when Fernandez handed you the folder.

You felt something...

You rushed into the toilet

and released that something...

something big!

Ma'am is inside! It smells bad!

You were looking for...

Yuck!

Give me a cigarette.

Lighter!

What is it?

Me?

It's your turn.

I've been working since morning.

Okay.

- Really?

- Okay. I'll take a break.

I saw the folder, and I gave it to you.

What did we learn from this?

Don't judge a book

if you're not a judge!

Wrong!

Wash your hands

after using the toilet!

You're godson is quite intuitive, Falcon!

He won't let me down!

I'm already convinced!

I will assign the mission to King.

Those mutants, the Vaklavas,

are our primary suspects.

- King...

- Godfather?

Can you handle this?

Of course!

You know how long I've waited

to become the next Agent X44!

We will crush the enemy!

Let us help each other!

I promise you that I will be victorious!

I will punish those who want

to de-stabilize my government...

With the help of Proclamation 1017.

Calling Agent X44...

You are needed!

Thank you!

Is that King?

Wow!

Tweet-tweet!

In fairness, you make me feel hot.

Looks like you're ready for action.

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