Agent Page #3

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She's cool.

Yeah... she is.

- ...like that.

- What?

Come on.

Yay, we're here!

- It's like...

- Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Yeah, I mean, that's what he tells me.

Well, you know.

When you're right, you're right.

Hey! How are you?

- Hey.

- Good.

You're Seth, I take it?

- Yeah.

- Hey, how are you?

- I'm good.

- Yeah. John. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

This is Jim.

Hey, Jim. John.

Nice to meet you.

- How you doing?

- Very good.

- Angela.

- Hi, Angela, how you doing?

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you as well.

- Pleasure.

- Kara's around here somewhere.

- Kara, okay.

- Where'd she go?

- Kara?

- I don't know.

She was just over there.

Uh, hold on a sec.

I'll go find her.

Uh, who's this we're waiting for?

- Oh, Kara.

- Oh, Kara.

Right there.

Okay.

Kara?

Kara!

Kara?

Oh, my gosh, you scared me!

Come on, we're heading out.

Let's go.

No, wait a minute.

Come here.

According to Wikipedia, some German dude

used to talk to aliens over

this funky radio he built.

- Wow.

- Whoo!

This looks... legit.

All right, ladies, you can do

the touristy hoax sh*t

later if you want.

Let's head out.

Drive's about five miles from here.

It's okay to leave my car here?

Yeah, you can put it back there.

Damn dune buggies and dirt bikes,

tearing up the road like snowboarders.

Make it impossible to drive faster.

Don't worry about that.

There's nothing out here.

Just maybe a couple of land mines. Boom!

I'll watch my step.

You better!

- Your son?

- Yeah, yeah, that's my son.

- How old is he?

- He's 11.

He's going into boarding school

next year.

That must be expensive.

Uh, you be telling me.

Ah. Any of you know

your way around weapons?

I got four years Army Reserves.

Oh, yeah?

What was your MOS?

Military intelligence.

Ah, you're a spook.

- Now if I told you...

- Yeah?

- ...I'd have to kill you.

- Ooh!

You? How about you?

How do you know so much about guns?

Ah, retired Special Forces.

This must be a walk in the park for you.

Ah, easier than working at

the post office, I'll tell you that.

Seriously?

It's extremely stressful

delivering people's mail.

I'm sure it is.

Yup.

Here's some ear protection.

Put those on. Great.

Let's get started.

Firearm safety is

everyone's responsibility.

Common 9mm pistol.

Easy to aim and carry.

Safety's here.

This is an M4 semi-automatic in 5.56.

No magazine...

nothing in the chamber.

That's how it's done.

This is a precision rifle in .308.

It's capable of amazing accuracy,

if you watch your breathing.

And finally, the last rule

and most important rule...

Better safe than shot.

Let's have a good time,

and let's make sure that we leave

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