Agent 13: The Package Page #5

Year:
2012
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which they will,

- I want you there.

- Yes, sir.

What is this?

It's his whole life.

Military records,

DMV information.

Every parking ticket citation

and credit card

this guy ever applied for.

I got you everything on him.

You don't cross Luis Ramirez.

Tough guy, huh?

- You got this?

- Yes, sir.

Well, that's good to hear.

The funds have been processed

and will be wired upon receipt.

And, Doug?

Thank you.

Oh, as I was saying,

mangos are the most popular

fruit on the planet

and chock full of

vitamins A and C,

alongside a healthy dose

of antioxidants

in the form of alpha-carotene,

beta-carotene,

and beta-cryptoxanthin.

The blueberries provide

damn near the same.

Not to mention,

the little bastards

are tasty as hell.

Cucumbers for

magnesium, potassium.

Bananas for protease inhibitors.

Please, I'm dying.

Grapes for resveratrol

and papayas

for the folate.

Please, man.

I'm dying here.

Now the vertebral column,

or spine as it were,

is a column made out

of 24 articulated vertebrae.

Three of which are crushed,

meaning you'll

never walk again.

Which isn't necessarily

a problem

since I also ruptured

your spleen

and tore into your liver.

In essence, I gutted you...

like a freshly caught mackerel.

It's a fish I quite enjoy, in fact.

Pickled with butter on toast.

Please.

Rye toast.

So...

Please.

Tell me who sent you.

Or what?

You gonna save me?

You're gonna kill me anyway.

No. There ain't

no saving you, son.

That's in the hands

of the Almighty alone.

But if you don't tell me

who sent you,

well, I'm just gonna have to...

I'm gonna have to drive

myself over to...

With a blowtorch,

five pounds of lye,

and some bolt cutters.

And just...

just do whatever I want to

to the inhabitants therein.

And believe me,

I'm both patient

and creative.

Anthony!

It was Anthony!

Well...

well, that's disappointing.

Yes, Mr. Topasana.

Of course, we're gonna get you covered.

The offshore account.

It works every single time.

- You gotta trust me.

- Boss.

- What now?

- It's the German.

I'll call you back.

He's still alive.

- And the men?

- He sent us a movie.

- A movie movie?

- A home movie.

This guy's got

some kind of crazy skills

for someone

who's supposed to be sick.

It never troubles the wolf

how many the sheep may be.

The time for negotiating is over.

You need that package badly,

but I'm gonna get to it first.

And when

the time comes, German...

I'm gonna cut your throat

and watch you bleed.

The history of the martini

is an interesting one.

One part vermouth,

four parts gin.

A twist of lemon

or an olive.

For garnish.

Thank you.

Mm.

Delicious.

Thank you.

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