Age of Summerhood Page #3

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I was just making sure.

This is a boys summer.

Remember that.

We got sh*t to do.

You're gonna spend the rest of

your life apologizing to girls.

For stuff you never did!

Ah, young Fetus.

So young.

This is it for us,

the last of "The Boys."

Once the pubes kick in,

it's over.

Okay?

Now promise.

You have a sickness.

Oh no, no.

I have a plan.

A-Team baby, A-Team.

A-Team... baby?

A-Team.

Tits and Ass baby, all right!

You're uh...

you're not a fairy are you?

You're covered in glitter, man.

You got wings?

It's okay,

I have an uncle who's gay.

He likes to kiss guys.

Do you like kissing guys?

'Cause I love it.

Come here, Sparkles,

give me a kiss.

Yo, get off.

I'm tired.

- Be a man.

- I'm tired.

- Pucker!

- Not tonight!

Why aren't you puckering?

Get off. Not tonight!

Come on Sparkles, pucker up.

Not tonight!

We've got a walker!

Sh*t.

Turn him.

Turn him, turn him.

Get the bucket!

Get the bucket!

Guys, guys, guys.

Get the bucket!

Get the bucket!

Get the bucket!

Get the bucket!

Careful.

Careful.

The bucket.

Okay, all right.

Careful.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

There's toothpaste in my ear

and you peed on me!

Why did you pee on me?!

Sit down. Calm.

He's got Piss trauma.

Piss trauma man,

I heard of this!

It's okay.

It's just piss.

Thank God nothing bad happened.

The busses are here!

The busses are here!

I just died

in your arms tonight

It must have been

something you said

I just died

in your arms tonight

For the rest of my life,

that's how she'll be.

I see you.

I could see angels.

I can see you, too.

Hey, what's up Sparkles?

Reckless?

You're not here.

Hold on.

It's okay?

It's easier without you.

What are you doing?

It was slipping.

Thanks.

Here.

Now we can see each other.

Hello counselor!

Ha-ha!

I got a surprise for you.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on Champ, up you go.

- Hologram!

- Misfit!

You missed everything!

Charlie's Angels!

Me and my mom went on this like

shopping spree and I bought

all bunch of shirts

and a lip gloss,

and then we finally went on this

car ride to get to camp,

it was like so hot my hair got all

frizzy by the time we got to camp.

And this fat guy he took all the

hot water when I got to camp,

'cause I needed to take a shower

and it was like, so cold.

And I'm like,

it looks better that way anyway.

What happened to your bracelets?

Oh, I cut them off.

They got too tight.

I made you a new one.

Oh.

I sprayed it with bug spray

to keep the bugs away.

Why are you still here then?

You know what,

don't fall asleep, Carmen.

Me? Sleeping Beauty?

You, Sleeping Ugly.

Thank you, Fetus.

What happened?

I grew.

Better believe it.

B*obs baby!

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