After Spring

---

"Joy of Summer"

Feel it,

warm as piss.

Piss warm, huh...

We could

go for a swim.

But there aren't

any adults here.

We already

can swim.

What about swim suits?

We can swim without.

But towels?

We'll dry in the

sun, won't we?

what if

someone sees us?

Okay then...

- Where's the ox?

- He's far away!

Jump in!

You can't,

what if... what if...

What if the big

eel grabs you!

The biggest one can

eat a whole pony.

Does yours get

small in water, too?

No. It's probably the big

eel that took yours.

It's actually good

that it's small.

Huh?

Well, 'cause...

What happens when you kiss?

I already know.

Do you know how to kiss?

Mmmm...

You've probably tried it

out on your mother.

No, I haven't!

- Tell me...?

- What?

How do you

actually kiss?

Like this!

There's no taste.

No taste? You have to close

your eyes, and think of someone.

- Who do you think about?

- Kari.

Then I'll

think of Aase.

My dear, old,

trusty Volkswagen...

Now you have to start!

My dear,

trusty Volkswagen...

Drive safely, dad!

I have to piss.

Let's have a

pissing competition!

Me first!

Okay...

Ready...

Steady...

Go!

Now I'll show you.

One...

Two...

Two-and-a-half...

Go!

What was it

you should show me?

But I didn't

really have to go.

Okay, we can have

a rematch, now!

Aase and Kari!

Oystein and Trond with

pants off...

How naughty!

We can see that you're alone.

They probably won't tell.

But they've seen us.

We were skinny dipping

together last year.

But that was last year.

Is it too hot for a bathing suit?

- What do we do now?

- walk backwards.

That's no better, you moron.

- Should we?

- Yeah!

Come and get them!

No, I wanna se what happens.

What's for dinner?

Fish...!

- Have you been swimming?

- Me? No!

- But you have wet hair.

- Wet hair?

Well, before, Trond

and I were out and...

Like...

Well, you should have

seen that large eel,

it could have

eaten a pony!

Yes, and then what?

Then... it got so hot that...

I dipped my hair in the creek.

You know you mustn't

swim in the lake.

Of course I know that.

It's probably very cold, too.

But...

are you Oystein's father?

Oystein? Yes, I am.

I see, I'm Ida Lo...

Oystein's teacher.

I'm...Pe...lle...

I need a bookshelf.

I have some

measurements here.

Can't anyone help you?

Well, maybe I can...

...make it,

I mean...

Come back if there's

anything more you need.

Thank you very much!

can I...

call you some day.

A phone number?

I'm sure we'll meet

in town some day.

Bye...

Hi, boys!

I'm home!

No!

What in the...?

drink spilt

all over the floor.

- Puddles!

- Spill puddle!

Summer holidays

start soon, and then...

- What will we have for dinner?

- Beefsteak and fried onions.

Every day?

Maybe...

Dad?

Let's get them!

Should we?

Will you get us?

Yes.

- Just try!

- You don't dare!

- We can get them some other time.

- Don't get yellow now.

- Aase is strong...

- Don't you remember what they did?

Should we have a peeing

competition, or what?

But you're handicapped.

Not when it comes

to distance, so there.

- Have you tried it?

- Yep, at the beach in Ase.

I won.

- Should we?

- "No!" Not me!

Truce, or...?

- Truce.

- Truce.

Help!

Did you hurt yourself?

Let's swim naked!

No!

Yes!

Everybody.

- No, Jesus would mind.

- Huh, that's just your father talking.

Apples and pears,

hanging from trees,

when they are ripe,

they fall to the ground.

We stand below,

we stand below,

We all stand there,

and pick them all up.

You won't tell anyone?

...that we swam

without clothes.

No...

We've been

naked before.

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