Afflicted Page #3
You gotta not be filming
the whole night.
Actually, I have something for you.
It's condoms.
I think this is the lucky one.
Actually, I'll give you all of them.
They're all lucky ones.
Oh, this is very optimistic
of you. Ha-ha-ha.
They're French condoms, so they're
probably the best in the world.
We're Unalaska.
We're gonna play
some songs for you.
I'm the brother
That you never meet
I'm an anchor
When you swim in the sea
Oh, a life sentence
Like a battery beast
And I only see the light
When you smile with teeth
No luck?
Have you been telling them
obnoxious travel stories?
- Yep.
- You need to lead with
"I have a brain aneurysm."
Okay, that might be a little
bit too close to home.
Dude, there are tons
of cute girls in there.
We are gonna go find
you one right now.
Too hot for Derek?
Possibly. I don't know.
Derek, I got one! Derek!
Aw.
Hell has frozen over.
Derek Lee has found a lady.
Hi.
Hi. I'm... I'm Clif.
Buddy, hey, back off
with the... Buddy.
I'm the skeleton in your body
You will never get a glimpse of me
Attaboy, Derek.
I knew you could do it.
And now I'm filming
Good stuff.
So I'm supposed to act
natural while you're...
Act natural. Just talk to Clif.
We are leaving, so...
- Oh, yeah, okay.
- If you wanna come party with us,
- call this, my number.
- Holy rock star moment.
We're trying to figure out what
we're doing with our hotel tonight
because our friend went back
there with a girl, so...
Okay, that's fine. So you don't
sleep and, like, party all night.
I have to say congratulations
for him doing it with a girl
because I always congratulate
my friends for that.
- We don't know...
- It's hard to do.
We don't know if he's
actually doing it.
- There's one way to confirm.
- We could find out.
There's only one way to... Exactly.
What you're suggesting is the, uh...
The Turkish cock block.
I believe that that
is what it's called.
I think we should
elaborate on that point.
in the spirit of friendship.
But it is something
that friends do.
- And it is hilarious.
- It's hilarious.
do it. Edo, confirmation?
Operation Cock Block is a go.
This is... This is hands
down the shittiest thing
I've ever done to a friend,
but we're gonna do it,
because it's in the
spirit of Paris.
- In the spirit of Paris. I like that.
- Yeah.
Can I just say, because
we're filming this,
that I am against this
completely because it's mean?
Yeah, well, you can go
sleep in the lobby.
- We're not.
- I'm independent.
One, two, three.
Cock block!
- Holy sh*t.
- Derek?
- F*** me.
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