Adventures of Jamarcus Jaqwaivion Jaqwaivious the third Page #4

Episode #1

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IN THE BIG BIG CITY STADIUM (FUNDED BY CEPSKI)

FRENDANIMO:
Ladies & gentlemen boys & girls! we are here to see these 2 brave heroes fight!

ON SECRET MICROPHONE

FRENDANIMO:
Release the tRAP.

THE CENTER OF THE STADIUM OPENS UP REVEALING A SMALL PLATFORM

THE SMOKE DISOLVES

THE NEXT EPISODE BY DR. DRE PLAYS

THE DOGG OF SNOOP ARISES FROM THE SMOKE WITH DR. DREMAN

ANNOUNCER:
ITS DOCTOR DREMAN! HE GOT HIS MEDICAL DEGREE FROM COLLEGE AFTER 1.3518452846 YEARS! HE IS WELL VERSED IN RAP! AND THERES HIS MAGICAL KANINE COMPANION SNOOP DOGG!

ARISING OUT OF THE SMOKE COMES ANOTHER FIGURE

IM SLIM SHADY BY EMINEM STARTS PLAYING

M&M ARISES FROM THE SMOKE MACHINE

ANNOUNCER:
AND THERES M&M1 THE FOUNDER OF THE COMPANY EMINEM!

KENDRICK LAMAR & MARY J. BLIGE APPEAR ASWELL

ANNOUNCER:
ITS JUST LIKE THE HALFTIME SHOW!

FRENDANIMO:
M&M NOW!

M&M:
IM THE REAL SHADY

COP:
Hey that guy's shady. Arrest him!

THE ENTIRE MCDONALDS & CHICK-FIL-A FORCES SWARM THE STADIUM

3 CHICK-FIL-A CHOPPERS ARE IN THE SKY 5 MCDONALDS CHOPPERS ARE ALSO IN THE SKY

MINIMUM WAGED AGENT: HEY STOP RIGHT THERE I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR 15 YEARS!

M&M WHIPS OUT HIS BRAND NEW FERTTATI OUT OF HIS BACK POCKET

M&M:
I HOPE I DON'T LOSE MYSELF.

M&M SNAPS BACK TO REALITY TO REALISE HE WAS DREAMING

THERE ARE 6 MCDONALDS CHOPPERS NOT 5

THEY ALL START FIRING AT HIM

HE DRIVES AWAY THEN PULLS OUT A VENOM GODZILLA OUT OF HIS OTHER BACK POCKET

HE ESCAPES:

JAMARCUS IS JUST SITTING & WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME

FRENDANIMO'S GOONS SURROND OUR HEROES

FRENDANIMO:
You=trapped.

JAMARCUS:
Dag nabbit!

OVER THE STADIUM WALLS ROUGHLY 30,000 CALVARY ARE STANDING THERE

DR. PLUM:
Not. so. fast. Frendanimo.

DR. PLUM:
In the immortal words of the greatest being to ever exist. The Rock. "yall ready fo this?"

YALL READY FOR THIS STARTS PLAYING OVER THE SPEAKERS.

THE CALVARY COMES RUSHING DOWN THE STADIUM WALLS

THE BEGIN BEATING THE BAD GUYS SENSELESS

DR. PLUM JUMPS OFF HIS HORSE

DR. PLUM:
Its over Frendanimo.

FRENDANIMO:
Are you sure About that?

FRENDANIMO ENTERS A GIANT ROBOT SHAPED LIKE AN OBAMA PYRAMID

FRENDANIMO:
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PYRAMID IS THE STRONGEST SHAPE!

DR. PLUM:
Not as strong as me.

DR. PLUM RIPS OF HIS LAB COAT TO REVEAL HUGE ABS LIKE THE BARTENDER IN STREETS OF RAGE 2 RIPPED

FRENDANIMO:
HOW CAN THIS BE?! YOU'RE LIKE, 80!?

DR. PLUM:
IM DOCTOR FRIGGIN PLUM!

A BOXING RING APPEARS

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