Adventures in Babysitting Page #5

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Why don't we all go get Trey?

No. Your parents would kill me.

They'll kill you when they find out

a total stranger is watching us.

And who's gonna tell them?

Anybody have to go to the bathroom?

No, we can't.

Are you gonna fit all of us in your car?

Okay, but...

- I'll drive.

- I'll drive.

- I'll drive!

- I'll drive! Thanks.

Okay, we just got passed by a bicycle.

I am not adding a speeding ticket

and a stolen car to this disaster.

Can we stop

at the grocery store?

No, I told you. We're going to get Trey,

and then we're heading straight home.

If anyone asks,

where did we go, people?

Ice cream.

You know, a professional manicure

could do your hands wonders.

- How old are you?

- Seven.

You know what I was doing

with my hands when I was seven?

No, and she doesn't want to.

At least pretend to set an example.

- Smile, Jenny.

- This is no time for pictures.

It is always the time for pictures.

Art is spontaneous.

- So say cheese!

- No!

Okay, guys,

we find this pawn shop,

get Trey, and get home

as fast as possible.

Turn left in 600 feet.

Turn left.

Are you sure this is right?

Well, yeah, that's what the GPS says.

Turn left in 200 feet.

Hey, puddle!

That was close.

If anything happens to this car,

we're dead.

Approaching destination on left.

There it is, there it is.

Park here, park here.

- Park here.

- Okay!

Okay, you guys wait here. I'll go.

- Um, Jenny.

- Oh, Katy.

Why didn't you go before we left?

I didn't have to go

before we left, obviously.

It's okay. I'll take her.

No. Babysitting rule number two.

Leave no child behind.

Come on, kids, let's go.

- Cool car.

- Yes, it's lovely.

Yeah, yeah, we're all set.

Midnight. We bring the varmint,

you bring the 100 grand cash.

Yeah, yeah, 100 grand.

Look, this is a sapphire ferret.

There's only three of them

in the whole entire world.

You want me to make it 200 grand?

All right then.

Midnight.

No funny business. I gotta go.

What do you kids want?

This place is so cool. It's so rustic.

Hey, no pictures.

Watch the camera, man.

Hi. We are looking for Tiny.

I'm Tiny. Who wants to know?

My name is Jenny Parker.

I'm a babysitter,

and we are looking for a teenage boy.

He came here earlier

to buy some concert tickets.

Oh, yeah. You want the Scalper.

Make it quick.

Uh, you know what? That's okay.

He looks busy. We can wait.

No, we can't.

- Let's go.

- Come on.

Thanks, dude.

Let go.

Stay ahead. Stay ahead of me.

Hi there, Mr. Scalper sir.

Sorry to interrupt

your little martial arts routine there,

but did you happen to sell

Psychic Rockets tickets

to a kid earlier today?

Maybe I did.

Maybe I didn't.

Well,

maybe if we called the cops,

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