Adventures in Babysitting Page #2

Will you stop eating chocolate?

You're going to have zits

all over your face.

(BOTH GIGGLING)

Mom!

Jesus!

- You guys have a good time.

- We should be home by 1:00.

- Okay.

- Take good care of my baby.

I'll guard her with my life.

- Bye.

- Goodbye.

Brad, into the kitchen

and clean up that mess.

(RHYTHMIC KNOCKING AT DOOR)

That's the back door. I'll get it.

Come on, Chris.

Let's go watch some TV.

(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

- Are you coming over or what?

- No, not anymore.

- Chris is here, isn't she?

- No.

Yes, she is.

That's why I'm sleeping here tonight.

- I don't think so.

- Come on.

- Did you get her clothes off yet?

- Don't be crude. Get back.

You fall in love

and suddenly you're a classy guy.

- I have not fallen in love.

- What's she wearing?

- Clothes. Now get out.

- You got to see the new Playboy.

There's this girl in it

and she looks exactly like Chris.

She's got these humongous...

Ugh. Oh, God.

- Who was at the door?

- Stray dog.

What?

Are you going to go to college?

CHRIS:
Huh?

Oh, great!

Thanks, Mom.

- You're going to college?

- No.

- Thank God.

- Calm down.

(PHONE RINGING)

Maybe it's Mike.

Hello?

OPERATOR:
Will you accept

a collect call from Brenda?

Sure.

Chris, it's Brenda.

- Brenda...

- Chris.

Brenda, what's wrong?

- Oh, Chris, I'm in trouble.

- You're always in trouble.

No, I'm really in trouble. I did it.

- You spiked her Tab with Drano?

- No, I ran away from home.

You what? Where are you?

- I'm at the bus station downtown.

- Look, just don't go anywhere.

I can't. I have no money.

I spent it all on the cab here.

- Chris, I need help.

- I know.

- You're in my house.

- If I take a cab to the Andersons',

- could you pay for it?

- Oh, no, that's going to be like $40.

- I don't have $40.

- Well, can you pick me up?

No, I'm babysitting.

I can't call anybody else.

My dad doesn't know.

He'd kill me if he found out.

I'm begging you. It's really scary here.

I've seen three people shoot up,

a bald Chinese lady with no pants on,

and there's this old guy outside

who wants his slippers.

Get out of my house!

You've just moved!

- Please hurry up and get here.

- I've got my mom's car.

I can't drive it into the city.

Oh, my God. There's a man with a gun.

- Get me the hell out of here.

- Look, just hang up and sit down.

Don't move. I'll be there in half an hour.

Please hurry. I think he's going

to kill somebody. Maybe me.

Brenda?

- I don't believe this. I do not.

- Who's Mike? He your boyfriend?

Yes. I've got to go downtown.

- Brad, will you watch Sara?

- No way.

- What if the house explodes?

- The house is not going to explode.

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