Adventureland Page #4
Hey, I heard some big fat lady
fell off the Paratrooper.
Oh, really? I didn't hear about that.
Was she okay?
I don't know.
Hey, you know what? Give me 10.
-Okay.
-You know what? Make it 15.
Yeah, I heard she was this
big, fat, slob of a woman, you know?
Hey, he won! Check it out!
Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom!
-We got a winner!
-Come on, check it out!
Okay, sir, actually,
I saw you holding him over the bottles.
That's cheating.
Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir.
You know, you gotta give him a prize!
-Yeah, I saw him throw it!
-Hey, thank you, sir.
-Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job.
-This f*ggot's trying to rip off a kid!
Why don't you give the kid
a f***ing panda.
Here you go, here's your panda.
Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom.
I mean, he's just a little kid.
Look, am I gonna get in trouble?
No one's ever supposed
to lose a giant-ass panda.
Is it worth getting knifed over?
No.
-Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started.
-Em. Nice to meet you.
Sucks you're gonna lose your job
your second day, James.
No. Sh*t. I need this job.
I'm kidding. You're okay.
I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda
at knifepoint.
Yo, Connell! Rock on!
-Who's that?
-Connell. He's the maintenance guy.
Hey, Joel, is that a pipe?
Yeah, I know.
It's a revolting affectation,
but it relaxes me.
-Hey, Joel. Hey.
-Hi.
You guys want some of this?
-I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum?
-Thanks.
to write "Satan Lives" on that wall,
but they spelled it "Satin Lives."
One of those textile-worshipping cults,
no doubt.
-That's quite funny.
-Yeah.
Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em.
You know
about Connell and Lou, right?
No, I don't know about them.
Time out, guys.
-Guys, he doesn't know the legend.
-Oh, my God!
-Tell him.
-Connell once jammed with Lou Reed.
-Really?
-The historic Lou Reed.
-The Lou Reed.
-So Connell's like a real musician?
Yeah, he's got his own band.
It's frigging awesome.
-He's gotta get a lot of p*ssy with it.
-He's married, you perv!
Nice pipe, Grandpa!
Oh, my God.
That was a whole corn dog!
I'm sorry, Joel.
My brother is such a douche.
Looks like it's us!
Let's go, panty stain!
"Panty stain," that's me.
Good night, everybody.
Hey, I could give you a ride,
if you want.
Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really?
-What?
-Yeah.
-Thank you so much. I got a ride.
-Hey, what?
You can go. Good night.
-You got a ride?
-Yes.
All right, then.
Then why don't you ride this?
-Oh, my God.
-Frigo.
-All right, I'll see you, Brennan.
-What the hell was that?
It's just my life.
I'm curious to know
exactly how you are
I keep my distance
But that distance is too far
It reassures me just to know
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