
Adult Beginners
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Hi, I'm Jake Winton.
If you're receiving this video,
it means that you have invested
in MINDS i.
It also means that we have
raised $2.5 million
to start production
on the sickest piece
of wearable technology
on the market today.
It's also much more affordable
than any of our competitors.
I'm not gonna name any names,
but I think you
know who you are.
I'm telling you,
there is no other product
as comprehensive, easy to use,
Wired Magazine, TechCrunch,
and a whole mess
Look, I'm not an inventor.
I'm an investor.
All of my money is
in this product.
I know a good thing
when I see it,
and I want you guys
to see it all, so thank you.
And you're welcome.
Gersh, congrats,
her dad's out of jail.
Love the Windsor.
Chatakov, thank you
for the pork bun rack.
Sam, you're not on the list,
you can't be here.
Hey, dude, take off
the braided belt.
No bullshit in my house, okay?
- It's Hudson's apartment.
- Do what he says, dick.
- Dick.
- You're gonna kill it, Dick.
We're in for another 75K.
When I look around this room,
I see so many people
that I love...
for their money.
But this is where I say
something that I really mean.
I really want to thank you guys
all for being here
and investing your money
and your time
You are all gonna be so much
more interesting to talk to
at a dinner party
a week from now,
and you are gonna have
so much more money on paper.
- Whoo!
- To MINDS i.
Not bad.
Now, please, everybody
enjoy their champagne.
It's filled with rufies,
so we're gonna have
a good fucking time tonight.
Oh, my God, you guys,
that is so hot.
Mmm, yeah, it is.
Who wants a cup of coffee?
Mmm... I do.
Yes.
Hey, lawyer man, tell me
you're bringing by more demos.
People want their eyes to get
fucked by technology.
Hudson, please.
They're the manufacturer.
What do you mean,
they can't manufacture the part?
No, no, f*ck.
Look, it's China,
it's a big-ass country.
We'll just find someone else
to make the part, okay?
We just need to keep this quiet
and keep the launch smooth.
You're reading this
off of TechCrunch, aren't you?
Jesus Christ.
It's already out.
You guys are gonna
leave me in here?
B dog.
What, did you have
your fucking mom
do the production research?
My mom's dead.
- Right.
- But we're gonna find
a new manufacturer
and make this right.
F*ck you, f*ck head.
Already on the phone, I love it.
Yeah, no, I'm on my way home.
He... he lost all the money.
See you, man.
What time is it?
We are gonna watch the sun rise
every day together, dude,
until your soul is healed.
Oh, I can't stay here.
Tickets.
Get your tickets out, please.
I'm sorry, I forget where...
I put it.
There it is.
Going backwards makes
a lot of people nauseous.
Yeah, I don't get nauseous, man.
New Rochelle.
Be there in no time.
Hey, man, where's my money?
I trusted you, give me a call...
Hey, great party.
Way to f*ck up my life.
Stop texting Kat, okay?
She broke up with you, dude.
The end, she's done.
Hey, Jake, my kids aren't
going to camp
this summer.
Thanks, buddy.
I just wanted to let you know
that you probably shouldn't come
to the reunion this weekend.
You better find
another fucking manufacturer...
Hey, Jake, I want you to tell
my wife that she's probably
gonna have to get a second job.
I changed your name
in my phone
to "life ruiner."
Jake, don't come
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