Addams Family Values Page #3

Fine. Rub it in.

We're getting him

all ready

for a nice little walk.

Would you like to come?

Are you really a nanny?

What a question.

Why did you come here?

Why, to take care of you...

All of you.

Especially my Uncle?

I shouldn't be

telling you this.

They swore me

to secrecy,

the little angels,

but they want to go.

It's all they talked about

all morning.

They're just afraid

to ask you.

They're afraid you'll think

they don't love you.

The poor things.

It's a bizarre request.

It's horrifying.

They have their hearts

set on it.

I knew

you'd want to know

as concerned,

caring parents.

Oh, Gomez,

what shall we do?

How can we say no?

Don't even mention it.

Just do it.

I'm sure

they'll deny everything,

but they want to go,

God love them.

- Summer camp.

- Summer camp.

"Camp chippewa."

How charming.

What's a chippewa?

It's an old

Indian word.

It means orphan.

Fresh air...

The scent of pine.

[Morticia] Wednesday,

look at all of the other children--

their freckles,

their bright little eyes,

their eager,

friendly smiles.

Help them.

Hi. I'm Amanda buckman.

Why are you dressed

like that?

Like what?

Like you're going

to a funeral.

Why are you dressed

like somebody died?

Wait.

Hi. Don buckman.

Isn't this place

something else?

Very exclusive.

A kid has to be

extra special to get in,

gifted, exceptional.

Our Amanda's already

skipped two grades.

How about your boy?

Probation.

We just love chippewa.

Amanda couldn't wait.

It's all

she talked about.

She's got

a whole new wardrobe.

And this little lady?

Wednesday's at

that very special age

when a girl has

only one thing on her mind.

Boys?

Homicide.

[Whistle blows]

Attention!

Hey! Listen up,

everybody.

I'm Gary Granger!

And I'm

Becky Martin-Granger.

We're the owners and directors

here at camp chippewa,

America's foremost

facility for...

Privileged young adults.

And we're all here

to learn, to grow,

and to just plain

have fun!

'Cause that's what being

privileged is all about.

Buffy!

How are you?

I'm fine.

How are you?

How are you doing?

I don't think

I like it here.

Do you know

how dirty you are?

Please leave him alone.

I can't breathe.

Stand up straight,

please.

This is why

he's always sick.

Don't start with me.

This has nothing to do

with allergies.

You did this.

Can you breathe?

Stand up straight.

Stand up straight.

"Everyone at the ball

"turned and stared

at cinderella.

"Who is that beautiful woman?

Everyone asked.

"Even prince charming

noticed the new arrival.

"Who are you?

He asked cinderella."

[Creak]

"My name is cinderella,

she said to the prince.

"Could you tell me

"who is that man

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