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Synopsis: While his latest movie Being John Malkovich (1999) is in production, screenwriter Charlie Kaufman is hired by Valerie Thomas to adapt Susan Orlean's non-fiction book "The Orchid Thief" for the screen. Thomas bought the movie rights before Orlean wrote the book, when it was only an article in The New Yorker. The book details the story of rare orchid hunter John Laroche, whose passion for orchids and horticulture made Orlean discover passion and beauty for the first time in her life. Charlie wants to be faithful to the book in his adaptation, but despite Laroche himself being an interesting character in his own right, Charlie is having difficulty finding enough material in Laroche to fill a movie, while equally not having enough to say cinematically about the beauty of orchids. At the same time, Charlie is going through other issues in his life. His insecurity as a person doesn't allow him to act upon his feelings for Amelia Kavan, who is interested in him as a man. And Charlie's twin br
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Spike Jonze
Production: Columbia Pictures
  Won 1 Oscar. Another 64 wins & 100 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.7
Metacritic:
83
Rotten Tomatoes:
91%
R
Year:
2002
114 min
$22,184,735
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those teachers are dangerous

if your goal is to do

something new.

A writer should always have that goal.

Writing is a journey into the unknown.

It's not building, you know,

one of your model airplanes.

McKee is a former

Fulbright Scholar, Charles.

Are you a former

Fulbright Scholar?

Say something. I dragged her here,

and now I'm not saying anything.

Make her laugh.

Say something funny.

I hate parties, Amelia.

Why did we come here?

Because we're hip, young

trendsetters on the make?

More like old losers

sitting on the floor, maybe.

Jesus, Charlie.

Heh, heh, heh.

Speak for yourself. Okay...

Charlie, we're gonna fix you up.

We're gonna solve the whole Charlie

Kaufman mess for once and for all.

Okay.

Okay, let me see.

What do you need?

What, what, what?

Well, I'm glad you took

the orchid script.

I think it will be good for you

to get out of your head.

It'll ground you to think about the

bigger picture, about nature and stuff.

I still can't believe

they gave me that job.

I mean, after that lunch.

I was sweating insanely.

I was ranting. I was a mess.

You were nervous

because she was pretty.

How do you know she was pretty?

After eight months of knowing you,

I think I get what makes you sweat.

Well, whatever.

Well, moving on, what next?

You need a new getup.

This whole flannel-shirt thing,

it's not really doing anything

for you anymore.

Thanks for coming out

with me tonight, Amelia.

To begin.

To begin.

How to start?

I'm hungry.

I should get coffee.

Coffee would help me think.

But I should write something first,

then reward myself with coffee.

Coffee and a muffin. Okay,

so I need to establish the themes.

Maybe banana-nut.

That's a good muffin.

Orchid hunting is

a mortal occupation.

Victorian-era orchid hunter

William Arnold

drowned on

a collecting expedition.

Osmers vanished without a trace

in Asia.

Augustus Margary survived toothache,

rheumatism, pleurisy and dysentery,

only to be murdered when

he completed his mission

and traveled beyond Bhamo.

Laroche loved orchids, but I...

I came to believe he loved the

difficulty and fatality of getting them

almost as much as he loved

the orchids themselves.

I've been a professional

horticulturist for like 12 years.

Uh, I owned my own plant nursery,

which was destroyed by the hurricane.

I'm a professional

plant lecturer.

I've given over, like, 60 lectures

on the cultivation of plants.

I'm a published author,

both in magazine and book form.

And I have extensive experience

with orchids

and the asexual micropropagation

of orchids under aseptic cultures.

That's laboratory work.

It's not at all like your nursery work.

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Charlie Kaufman

Charles Stuart "Charlie" Kaufman (born November 19, 1958) is an American screenwriter, producer, director, and lyricist. He wrote the films Being John Malkovich (1999), Adaptation (2002), and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004). He made his directorial debut with Synecdoche, New York (2008), which was also well-received; film critic Roger Ebert named it "the best movie of the decade" in 2009. It was followed by Anomalisa (2015). more…

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