Across The Universe Page #6

You know, he's so twisted,

he'll bend his way out of this fix.

Hope you're right.

I am right.

I love the bugger.

- Do you have the draft in England?

- Not anymore.

Well, I'd have been exempt

as a shipyard worker.

You should've studied art.

Yeah.

Well, I had to bring money

into the house.

So I joined the ranks

of the great unwashed.

Here. Come here.

Come here.

A little closer.

I just wanna get your eyes right.

You two, scram!

You're defacing city property.

- Oh, sh*t.

- What are you talking about?

This was just a crappy wall

and now it's a work of art.

You want me to come down there?

Please do come down.

You'll scuff up them shiny black boots.

Idiot.

Sh*t! Come on, you don't want to

get in trouble with the law.

- Let's go!

- Go! Go, go, go.

Jude, Jude, come here. Come here.

If I fell in love with you

Would you promise to be true

And help me understand

'Cause I've been in love before

And I found that love was more

Than just holding hands

If I give my heart to you

I must be sure from the very start

That you would love me

More than her

If I trust in you

Oh, please, don't run and hide

If I love you too

Oh, please, don't hurt my pride

Like her

'Cause I couldn't stand the pain

And I would be sad if our new love

Was in vain

So that's the way it is.

Yeah. That's the way it is.

Yeah, well, speaking as a brother,

I think she could do better.

Max, get out.

Well, excuse me, but as blissful as

you are in the throes of young love...

...l'm just letting you know

I got a date with Uncle Sam.

I want you

I want you so bad

I want you so bad

It's drivin' me mad

Any reason you shouldn't

be in this man's Army, son?

I'm a cross-dressing homosexual

pacifist with a spot on my lung.

Long as you don't have flat feet.

You know what really pisses me off?

Is I swallowed all those cotton balls...

...and they never even

took an x-ray.

- You still have options, man.

- Yeah, jail or Canada...

...and they both suck.

I mean, I could never come home.

So, what is it?

It's a choice of a 6-by-4 cell or an

endless wasteland of frozen tundra.

- Montreal's cool.

- Man, they speak French.

So learn French.

Learn French or die.

You think Sadie knows?

Knows what?

Let me see.

- No way.

- You look gorgeous.

Sadie, come on. What...?

- It's my band, honey.

- I can't wear this.

It's Tuxedo Club. For my 'do.

Yeah?

- Cool.

- Don't start.

What is it, Max?

Prudence. Come on, sweet pea.

We all love you.

- How long's she been in there?

- All night, I guess.

- Come on, Pru.

- What's going on?

It's Prudence.

I think she's hung up on me.

Dear Prudence

Won't you come out to play?

Dear Prudence

Greet the brand-new day

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